Blum

The act of vomitting in the yard at a house party. Originating from a demi-god named Mikey who vomitted on a man named blum's yard after taking a tremendous beating in a game of beerpong

Man I blummed everywhere I hope some dumb sorority girl slips in it while wearing her Uggs. That would be sweet

by Mustafales July 1, 2005

Blum

Noun. a blowing motion given to one person or animal by another person on the neck. Once a Blum is started, it can not be stopped. Before you give someone a blum, you have to say blum blum blum blum to the tune of your favorite song. The best strategy against a blum is to just take it right away, because blums can not be stopped

-BLUM BLUM BLUM BLUM
-Dude no get the fuck away
-Just take it once a blum is started it can't be stopped
-fine bitch
-Blum blum blum

by conwad January 31, 2007

Blum

An Ugly boy or girl who is over emotional and rude.
usually bad personality and ugly

God Katie is such a blum

Goddamnit stop being so blummish

by Katie2234343434343 December 6, 2010

Will Blum

an immensely talented broadway actor with the most beautiful voice who just so happens to also be the hottest man in the world. He has played many roles, including Arnold in Torch Song Trilogy, Beetlejuice in Beetlejuice, Dewey Finn in School of Rock, Buddy in Elf, Elder Cunningham in Book of Mormon, and others.

"did you know that Will Blum is gay?"
"Yep, it's great for me since I am too 👀"

by vitaminwxter April 22, 2020

blum

Adj or Adv. describing the mental state of depression which follow a bout of chronic constipation.

After 5 days without being able to relieve himself, a dark sadness swept over the man as he gave into his inability and became noticeably blum.

by Sidarthur January 4, 2010

blum

a word that can mean many things because nobody knows what the fuck it means

WTF is blum?!
titty blum

by BuzzkillBen April 3, 2011

blum

When you're girlfriend is on her period and on the pill and you just don't give a fuck but don't have a condom and have sex with her anyways. the resulting mix after you get off is known as blum a mixture of blood and cum.

yo dude just had sex with sarah and shes on the rag

ewww dude did she drip blum everywhere after?

by beau gosse October 24, 2011