bluffer

one who pretends not to have a significant other while playing the field and promising their "new" conquest(s) the false hope of monogamy and/or love

That shallow bastard Kyle. He has so many babes on the hook now and he's trying to bluff Janet into a relationship that she thinks is gonna last. Christ women are stupid!

by Steven January 9, 2005

bluffer

A dude whose penis looks huge when it is flaccid but does not get very large once it is erect

Susie: So how was your date with Kyle? I heard he has a huge dick.

Amy: When he first dropped his pants, I thought "OMG!!" But it doesn't get any bigger once it gets hard -- he's just a bluffer

by toohot2trotpair July 26, 2009

Council Bluffer

An inhabitant of Council Bluffs, IA, who possesses physical and/or behavioral attributes stereotypical of a Council Bluffs resident. They can be distinguished from the pack by their affinity for embellished clothing, aloof attitude towards anyone who doesn’t resemble a microwaved Twinkie, and love for dual-colored vehicles.

I saw Kate’s stepmom last weekend! She was walking out of Walmart wearing embellished jeans, Midriff turtleneck, and her stepdaughter’s platform sandals; she is such a Council Bluffer.

by Fane Jonda February 1, 2021

Puffy bluffer

A puffy bluffer is when you think it’s a soft fart but turns out it’s a leaky shit instead.

“I thought it was a puffy bluffer but it turns out it was a leaky squeaker so I had to duck up the stairs to take a spraying mary”

by Truffle pig August 24, 2021

bluffering

When waiting for something to finish on the computer but it does not report its progress correctly

The progress bar seemed to be moving fine but it was bluffering

by DiskJunky March 4, 2008

bluffer

1. A derivative of "buffler" as opposed to someone that runs from a fight, a bluffer is someone that runs from a bong

"Looks like his eyes are closed, he must be bluffing.."

"Don't bluff, be tough"

by The Great Jamoah April 14, 2004

buffery

big curley haired twat, no brains, has a so called 12" cock, (yeah right), needs 2 learn 2 shut his god damn face
twat

12" cocked fuck face

by im a fucking jew and i luv it June 27, 2004