buffed up

Flexing, with expensive shades.

I just Went to the Cartier store and got buffed up right quick.

by Lionelsgood July 19, 2016

buffed stallion

A studly, male gym rat with six-pack abs, who works on his body daily. Sometimes a user of anabolic steroids or sometimes he is just blessed with good genetics. Maintains a bodyfat of less than 9% despite having more than nominal muscle mass.

At the hair salon, Mary and the other older women commented on what a "buffed stallion" the UPS Driver was and how they would love to have one-night with him.

by ZonaCat Hansen June 28, 2008

Bluffering

When a streaming internet video (i.e. p0rn) just refuses to finish buffering so you can actually watch it.

"Did you watch that video i sent you?" "I would but the stupid thing won't stop bluffering."

by cabbagepants December 16, 2007

Bliffed

Totally messed up, not working at all. Also could be called "Cluster-Bliffed" when the situation becomes worse than totally Bliffed.

He tried to build the treehouse himself, but he totally bliffed the whole project.

by Timmay13169 May 1, 2009

Bluffer Mcbluffenton

A characteristic of a poker player who is a cheeky bluffer, and everyone at the table can see through his little antics. This player is typically coined this term and is ridiculed throughout the entire game with no mercy.

The bluffer mcbluffenton couldn’t hide from the wraith of the profiteer, and was then forced by his superiors to be the big blind for the rest of the game.

by Profiteerpete March 6, 2023

J Buffed

1) Getting so drunk to the point that Jimmy Buffett music becomes palatable.

(2) Drinking with friends while listening to Jimmy Buffett music

(1) Dan doesn't usually listen to Jimmy Buffett, but he was so J Buffed last night that he enjoyed the music!

(2) Pat was getting J Buffed last night with his friends while listening to Jimmy Buffet's song "Margaritaville"

by M Albury September 26, 2012

buffed

to be well-built or stocky and muscly

Damn, see that guys muscles? He's buffed to the max.

by auTeX April 21, 2005