bluff

origin - south Wales UK.
to attempt to do something or drink/smoke something and failing to do so

chatting up a girl and failing
trying to impress someone and falling over.
downing a shot and boffing up two min's later.
pulling a whitey after smoking too much

adj. to bluff, being a bluffer, king of bluff, lord of blufferton.

by super Gee mc August 03, 2011

bluff

Someone you initially consider buff (see: buff) from a distance or from behind but who, upon closer inspection, looks like God/evolution decided to redress the balance with regards to whatever feature it was that subsequently causes you to retract your earlier statement, most likely the face.

YO, BUFF TINGZ...
*buff tingz turns around*
...OH SHIT BLUFF TINGZ BLUFF TINGZ ABORT MISSION BLUD

by birar January 26, 2011

bluff

A skill used in Dunegons and Dragons to trick other people into believing what you are saying.

I shall use bluff to trick the man into believing I am one of Heironeous's Clerics.

by Gallagher April 28, 2006

bluff

how danny wins all the hands when he plays poker, unless im playing becuase im not a moron like free money petric or pimpin paulicelli. used in the game hold em

(danny has a pair of twos, 6 high)
danny: i raise.. fuck it im all in
(erik has royal flush)
erik: wow it looks like you can beat me, i fold.
(jason has 4 of a kind)
jason: ill call... then ill fold cuz i know your gonna beat me
chris: you guys are fucking idiots... good job danny

by iNf3Rn0 December 06, 2004

bluff

A word used in place of fuck to be used in public places.

Jimmy asked the teacher "what the bluff" she was thinking in assigning such a long report.

by Steve Wagner September 30, 2006

bluff

To gently tap someone with the tip of your penis.

I gave julie a nice bluff to the face.

How did u take that bluff?

by Stevey wonder September 11, 2006

bluff

Contraction of 'BL'og and fl'UFF'.

A weblog filled with nonesense or discussing circumstances that are so very specific that nobody could ever benefit from reading the weblog.

Can refer to whole blog sites or to specific blog posts.

Informative: "The blog entry was exactly as Jane said, just bluff with no real value".

Sarcastic: "More bluff, as if there ever was something useful in what they post in this blogsite".

by mmmna July 31, 2009