yellow blueberry muffin

When real niggas become fake niggas and niggas won't stop being niggas ya know nigga

Yo, you a straight yellow blueberry muffin.

by Danger Dolan January 3, 2017

blueburrito

When a man or woman is called and/or forced away from his or her Chipotle burrito after heavy oral, esophageal, and stomachal stimulation, but pre-burrital climax. The result is a feeling described as a mixture of longing and hatred: a yearning for the comfort of the burrito once again and an intense animosity towards the person or activity that has robbed the consumer of such an orgasmic taste experience. In extreme cases, being blueburritoed can result in a complete lack of burrital climax.

Milton was blueburritoed by his girlfriend as she demanded sex from him mid-burrito.

by Jetty Pattman January 16, 2009

Blueberry

derogitory gaming term for sombody on your team in Battlefield 3 who sucks, is not helpful and is not in your squad. Those in your squad have green icons over their head while others on your team have blue icons over their head.

"Damn blueberry won't give me ammo"
"tell the admin to kick the smurf he just keeps C4-ing the helicoptors!"

by purplesage11 December 6, 2012

Blueberries

To come up with a complete non-sequitor in a conversation. The entymology of this word began on The Geek Show Podcast when panelist Leigh George Kade would be accused of completely derailing conversations with completely irrelevant information. One day, when he wasn't there, a fellow panelist decided to "fill in" for him and shouted "Blueberries!" for no reason.

It's caught on with the audience of the show and is a recurring declaration when an irrelevant, derailing comment is made.

I'm calling blueberries on that.

You totally just blueberried.

Those are blueberry shenanigans.

by GSPC listener February 28, 2011

blueberry facial

A blueberry facial is the act of putting a large amount of blueberries in your partner's mouth, and then giving them a facial.

After having sexual intercourse, one partner might decide to reward their partner with a facial of the blueberry variety. A blueberry facial is widely used by the gay comunity.

by the one and only gay tom December 18, 2009

Blueberry Yum-Yum

A strong strain of mostly-sativa cannabis, possesing blue-green color leaves.

"Man, that blueberry yum-yum I bought from Luda was amazing, it got me so high and fucked up!"

by NoVa December 22, 2004

blueberry pie'd!

A new trend started by theamazingatheist, a well known YouTuber that makes videos criticizing and parodying random people that he finds dumb.

To blueberry pie someone is as similar as getting ricked rolled, only instead of seeing Rick Ashely singing to Never Gonna Give You Up, we see theamazingatheists singing to randomly thought up tune while constantly repeating "blueberry pie".

Sasuke: oh look! Naruto send me a video! Wonder what it is...

*Sees the video*

Sasuke: Damn it! He blueberry pie'd! me!

by Nicko DaVinci May 5, 2009