blue dragon jizz

Blue facepaint that stretches across the face, the nose being the midpoint

That does not look like facepaint dude, that's blue dragon jizz.

by jgsteroid50 January 20, 2011

Blue Dragon Effect

When a video game gets an anime/tv adaptation, but the adaptation was godawful compared to the game, such as the 2006 JRPG Blue Dragon and it's anime adaptation.

Person 1: Did you hear that this game is getting a TV show?
Person 2: Man, I hope it doesn't get the Blue Dragon effect.

by The Fucking Mailman June 11, 2021

kiss of the blue dragon

Describes the incident in which you sit down in a port-a-shitter to take a dump and the sudden impact of your feces hitting the water causes an unsuspected tongue of blue fluid to leap up and lick your grundle.

Bob: hey man, how'd everything come out after that MRE?

Joe: terrible man, I shit a brick and the kiss of the blue dragon splashed my dick.

by hambone11 December 25, 2012

Humming blue dragon

Lighting a fart while receiving fellatio

As she went down on me, little did she know I had my lighter to perform the humming blue dragon.

by Aaron Schepherd May 20, 2023

The Blue Dragon

The Blue Dragon is the epic load that you bust after you get blue-balled by a girl.

Dude, Cindy was on her period last night so after I got home I totally unleashed the Blue Dragon.

by thegrayhoss December 22, 2014

The Blue Dragon

An all-knowing karate prodigy who has been training for centuries

"The Blue Dragon is destined to have a legendary battle with The Night Monkey"

by Squishy104 November 23, 2019

Chasing the blue dragon

To while away hours on end clicking whichever blue hyperlinks catch your idle fancy.

Variant of 'chasing the dragon'

I spent Sunday afternoon just chasing the blue dragon while my kids waited to go to the park.

by killingswine June 8, 2012