blue screen

Very annoying screen that appears when something wrong happens to your Windows operating system. Appears a lot of times. Tells you about the "problem". Maybe Microsoft needs to put in more effort!
Damn, the blue screen appeared again and my program's screwed up!
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blue screen

When your computer gets possessed by a demon eg. Bill Gates.
Somebody get a flamethrower! Bill gates has possessed my computer!!1
by 1337guy September 23, 2003
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Blue-screened

Matt was totally blue-screened when they asked him for directions to the airport.

If you want to blue-screen Matt, ask him for directions to the airport.
by Auntie Ashley January 05, 2009
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Blue screen

A phrase coined in the earlier Windows days when a blue screen would appear while you were doing something important and you would have to restart your fucking computer because all operating systems up to XP were unstable as fuck.
by Chris February 02, 2003
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blue screen

What happens 50% of the time when you click the Author's name under an Urban Dictionary def.
Please fix the "blue screen" issue.
by Irate Worker again August 02, 2006
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blue screen

v. Originally terming from the blue screen of death, blue screening refers to when you're on the verge of collapse, either from
1. Sleep deprivation or
2. Extreme exhaustion, usually post-coital.
1. "Okay, this LAN has gone on for days. I've gotta take a break and blue screen. Catch you in a few hours."

2. "Aww... it's so cute when I wear guys out enough that they blue screen right after sex!"
by Corvidae January 24, 2004
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Blue screen

Complete and utter trash that goes against the ways of Shrek
Examples include:
1. Tiktok
2. Roadmen
3. Plum's trim
by fuckoff140 February 12, 2021
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