blows goats

intensely negative term which may be used to define a person, event, condition, object, or almost any noun. Something that sucks immensely. In extreme cases, the speaker may say, "leaves no goat unblown."
a)QT is a fine director, but his acting blows goats.
b)$42.50 for one-day admission?!?!?!!! That blows goats!
c)Saddam Hussein leaves no goat unblown.
by no-one of consequence November 12, 2003
mugGet the blows goatsmug.

blowing goats

When you are doing so badly in something such as sports that your time would be better spent blowing goats.
The team is blowing goats this inning.
by CANSECO33 July 24, 2015
mugGet the blowing goatsmug.

blows goat booty

Refers to something a person is not happy about or something that is not fair. Is used much the same way as sucks or blows.
by solaroil September 26, 2009
mugGet the blows goat bootymug.

blow goat

A blow job received while eating goat cheese.
Dude, my girl gave me the most amazing blow goat last night!
by Dangaelberry February 13, 2012
mugGet the blow goatmug.
To badly suck. To suck worse than anything has ever sucked before. worse than diping french fries in your comatose mother in laws bed sores, eeewwwww grossss !!!!!!!!!
This freaking job blows goats for half price, Yeah what a desperation station this place is.
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com March 29, 2008
mugGet the blows goats for half pricemug.

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