spidomengeetus of the blowhole

Ones excuse to not come into work due to being lethargic.

I will not be coming in today due to my severe case of spidomengeetus of the blowhole.

by Dr. Excuse December 13, 2013

blowholes

The REAL definition for blowholes is those things on whales' and dolphins' heads

Whales and dolphins have blowholes.

by Kenthar March 20, 2003

Fuck me in the Blowhole

A statement indiciating surprise or acknowledging defeat. Blowhole in this context typically refers to the mouth.

You're dumping me?? Well, fuck me in the blowhole!

by Nick S December 5, 2004

Belgium blowhole

When a guy jizzes in a girls ass in doggstyle position then she has explosive diarrhea covering the guy in shit and jizz

I heard Jake got nailed by a Belgium blowhole last night.

by assybitch August 22, 2019

blowhole

A slang term for the mouth. Usually said when another is being annoying

Shut yer blowhole bitch!, im tryin to eat my chicken!

by Mr.Seaman October 26, 2003

Blowhow

Blowjob knowhow. Knowing what it takes to perform superlative oral sex.

Dude 1: So, how did you end up last night?
Dude 2: I didn't get laid but she demonstated some serious blowhow on me.
Dude 1: Man, I love blowhow.

by lewislama December 9, 2008

boston blowhole

The act of having water in your mouth and blowing it into your partners penis

Let's go to the taco and have puffer give us a Boston blowhole.

by Poop whore November 14, 2016