Browannabe

Browannabe: Defined simply as the anti-poon. A browannabe does not reel in broads as a true bro does. Browannabes can often be found pretending to give true bros nut shots, the drunk guy that "had like 50 beers bro" when in actuality there are only 3 empties chilling in the sink, this entire definition can be summed up as a complete chode.

That browannabe hasn't seen a pair of tits since Moby Dick was a minnow!

by LAXBRO69 July 21, 2010

Full Blowner

A variation of the typical boner, the Full Blowner is a boner which has reached terminal capacity in both girth and length, pulsating and throbbing almost uncontrollably. It is almost always at a 180 degree angle to one's stomach, unless it is naturally crooked. The Full Blowner typically occurs just before ejaculation and has a short life span.

"Dude, that full blowner is worth writing home about!"

by hollywoody November 5, 2009

Blowin my shit

A New Jersey slang for messing up my mood or pissing me off.

Yo the teacher really asked me to take off my hoodie, he blowin my shit fr

by Dotman23 March 11, 2021

snow blown

The act of being blown immediately after your girl has had ice in her mouth.

Dude, I got snow blown last night at that party.

by BUGno August 11, 2010

blown lower unit

when a woman has a droopy vagina

her twat looks like a blown lower unit

by thebigred1 June 23, 2013

Blowing Raspberry

Blowing raspberry involves sticking your tongue out of your mouth and producing a noise similar to that created by flatulence, similar to that of gas as it is passed through the anus.

Ruth let off a bronx cheer that was so smelly and disgusting that it made Alex vomit. Ruth denied it and said that she only was blowing raspberry

by Peepaw Rocker March 16, 2011

Blowing mine

New York slang to describe that inexplicable feeling that you feel when something is doing the opposite of what you would like it to do. "Pissing me off" is too aggressive something that is blowing yours and and saying "this situation is annoying me" doesn't sound as cool.

This 9am class is blowing mine. I hate waking up early.

The fact that I have to take the bus now is blowing mine, I need to get a new car.

All of these young people at this party are blowing mine. Let's go find a place that has people our own age.

by omgsocks January 17, 2013