Crotch blotch

The stain on one’s pants or skirt that is the result of a child ( usually one’s own child) having wiped their face off on said person while hugging or clinging on to them.

“Dude what’s on your pant?” “Oh, that’s a crotch blotch my kid just wiped his grubby chocolate ice cream covered face on me.”

by HaGumby April 30, 2022

pot blotch

When one ejaculates into one’s own belly button after a session of masturbating.

Damn! My belly button stinks so bad after I pot blotched myself last night.

by Frogfork69 November 29, 2021

Blotch Grenade

A fat ugly bitch who blows at life.

a blotch grenade is a Fat girl (BIG)

by aperson36 July 29, 2010

South Blotch

The extremely unattractive skin condition that women who spend way too much time on South Beach get.

Honey, you need to stay away from the beach because with all that South Blotch, you are starting to look a spotted hyena.

by poppilopo June 11, 2009

Blotching

To combine the two past times of blogging and bitching

Last night I spent quite a bit of time blotching about that idiot at work!

by Chromecide March 12, 2009

Blotching

Blotching is when you do a line of blow, then take a sip of Scotch and feel the relaxing yet intense wastedness, that makes you feel in control and at the same time reckless.

It had been a normal Thursday night, beginning innocently enough with some blotching at his apartment, followed by a visit to a few bars and then a dirty street dog to close down the night.

by LiamFX November 7, 2018

yatch blotch

The ring of cocaine visible around your nostril.

You're trying to act normal, but I can see from your yatch blotch that you are quite turnt.

by Alvaracorr June 17, 2016