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blot 'em 

1. slang for "Gotcha!" or essentially when you see your friend proved wrong or look like an ass, exclaim "Blot 'em!" so everyone knows.
you: i cant believe i bet all my $ on the Yanks. they suck!
me: Blot 'em!
blot 'em by ayemcee December 11, 2007
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blot a bum hole 

This is when you have that pre-shit feeling of having a damp bum hole... To 'blot a bumhole' is when you don't actually need the shit (yet), but do need to address the dampness of the said bum hole with a kitchen towlet or similar.
Frank: "Mate, I've got a damp bum hole."
John: "Here's a napkin... go blot a bum hole."

Twat Blot 

A tattoo over the genitals (generally taken as female genitalia). The reverse of the tramp stamp.
"Wow a twat blot, how risque. I'm sure that won't looked stretched out and horrific after pregnancy."

"Hmm? Ah yes, the twat blot. The mark of any upwardly mobile and classy young woman."
Twat Blot by Whodafuckizyoo April 9, 2012

western blot 

A technique using gel electrophoresis to locate a certain protein. Primary antibodies are used to attach to the protein, then secondary antibodies attach to the primary antibodies to exhibit something that can be viewed. e.g. fluoresce.

The gel commonly used for the blot is a polyacrylamide gel.
Yesterday I ran a western blot on the protein I extracted from my rat brain cells.
western blot by Naiin June 22, 2009

Slot blot 

When you get a tattoo of your man's name on your poon but then you have his baby and it gets all f***ed up.
Dale) Yo, your girl got a tramp stamp?

Kenny) Nah, she got a slot blot, though. Before she had the baby it said "Kenny." Now it it says "&€VMg"

Dale) on her stomach?

Kenny) nah, dude. Lower.
Slot blot by Tammy 2Lips October 15, 2013

Ink Blot Effect 

When one makes a bowel movement and stands up before wiping; thus, creating an image inbetween one's buttocks similar to that of the Rorschach Ink Blot Test.
Monroe made his ink blot effect concrete when he pulled up his pants and sat back down again.

Billy commercialized his ink blot effect when he headed to the copy machine afterwards and made 100 copies to sell to a psychologist.