Describes the temporary unavailability of a web page, due to an unexpectedly large increase in page views after the page was linked to by a popular news aggregate or blog site. The word is derived from "Blog" and "Borked".
"I checked out that link you told me about, but the site is blorked so I'll just try again later"
"Oh man, our site is blorked because Digg linked to it, we gotta fix this fast"
"Oh man, our site is blorked because Digg linked to it, we gotta fix this fast"
by leftymcrighty May 4, 2009
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Get the borkle-doo mug.Up and coming young Scottish actor who performs satire/comedy/drama and produces/writes music for himself and other artists.
"Borrowed" the idea of the characters of "The Fly" and "Mr MacPhisto" from U2, who used the idea first in the early 90s. Z.A.B alters the characters to fit his own vision, but the inspiration is barely hidden.
Has developed hugely on the YouTube scene, his early videos are funny but edited too quickly and things get cut off. The level of humour is also rather childish, but good for someone who was around 12.
His current videos show a lot of gained maturity and developed comic timing and wit, but should rely less on gimmicks and just trust his own comic instincts, which seem strong and sharp.
As an editor, basic but for a poor program he does exceptionally well.
Musically, has written few tracks thus far, but all are strong melodies. Uses autotune to make up for alchohol shot vocals and drowns out botched notes often with synths or drums. Collaberates with several others on almost every track, but has a unique sound and crisp beats.
In conclusion- A rough, uncut diamond, who has yet to find their true colours and form. Has had several good runs of form, but always plays it too safe. One to watch.
"Borrowed" the idea of the characters of "The Fly" and "Mr MacPhisto" from U2, who used the idea first in the early 90s. Z.A.B alters the characters to fit his own vision, but the inspiration is barely hidden.
Has developed hugely on the YouTube scene, his early videos are funny but edited too quickly and things get cut off. The level of humour is also rather childish, but good for someone who was around 12.
His current videos show a lot of gained maturity and developed comic timing and wit, but should rely less on gimmicks and just trust his own comic instincts, which seem strong and sharp.
As an editor, basic but for a poor program he does exceptionally well.
Musically, has written few tracks thus far, but all are strong melodies. Uses autotune to make up for alchohol shot vocals and drowns out botched notes often with synths or drums. Collaberates with several others on almost every track, but has a unique sound and crisp beats.
In conclusion- A rough, uncut diamond, who has yet to find their true colours and form. Has had several good runs of form, but always plays it too safe. One to watch.
Ziggy Axl Blockley could be the next big thing if he didnt rely so much on his autotune and character crutches.
by Josh Yutters November 2, 2009
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by Daniel Avidan January 17, 2017
Get the Borkledoo mug.A self-absorbed, delusional, hypocrite. Or a child who truly believes in their imaginary thoughts and beliefs. Blorkes believe that the world revolves around them and are overly confident in their abilities, extremely hypocritical and are most often sore losers.
The other team was full of Blorkes, they for sure thought they'd win but when they lost they became angry and threw tantrums.
I had to babysit a Blorke last week, he wouldn't stop talking about how he was always right and knew everything.
She told me I was being too violent in the pool but later I saw her doing the same thing, she's such a Blorke.
I had to babysit a Blorke last week, he wouldn't stop talking about how he was always right and knew everything.
She told me I was being too violent in the pool but later I saw her doing the same thing, she's such a Blorke.
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