bloomies

Bloomies are the signature ladies underware sold by Bloomingdales Department Store.

Dad, look what we bought in my first visit to the Bloomingdales flagship AND New York City... Bloomies!! Pink & white.

by Neelywohl October 14, 2009

Blooditis

What you call your menstrual cycle when you don’t know what it is or you are calling out sick

Sorry boss! I won’t be in tomorrow. I have a terrible case of blooditis. It’s going to take some special packaging to remedy this one.

Hey! Uh, looks like I got a case of blooditis. I can’t stop bleeding and it’s been 5 days. Better page the doc.

by Poet678 April 27, 2024

bloomquist

A sexy ass mf

Jakob is a Bloomquist

by DaddyBlooms December 9, 2020

bloomquist

A sexy ass mf

Jakob is a Bloomquist

by DaddyBlooms December 9, 2020

Blockitis

When someone blocks you for no reason and you freak out when there phone dies because the messages don’t send it’s some type of ptsd

Not sure of a sentence for blockitis

by Bigbxo December 13, 2021

Bloomtwist

An advanced position in which an individual can show off both their ass and abs simultaneously.

“No shit, there I was - ass up - but they asked for the Bloomtwist. So, I had to twist around to show off my abs and make eye contact.

by Sqwad May 6, 2022

Boobitis

(N). A condition where one can only survive by getting sent a titty pic once per day

1: Dude I can’t believe I got boobitis.
2: Sorry to hear that.
1: Why u sorry I get to see titty pics every day

by SuckMyPhatJuicyBlackCock October 6, 2023