bloomin onion

a complete idiot.

the editors of urban dictionary are bloomin onions.

bloomin onion by ballroad May 12, 2009

bloomin onion

A old womans vagina that has had at least six children

Ronnie's mom has one nasty bloomin onion

bloomin onion by blah blah blah durka durka muhamid ji'had April 26, 2006

Bloomin Onion

when a male/female sticks their fist up a broads vagina, opens their hand and give their fingers a wiggle.

Brent Dick has no respect for any females/himself so he simply does it without permission. even though 12 year old girls don't know any better, he thinks that since they praise him, they'll let him compared to girls his own age...
He ram's his fist up there and gives them a free ride.
then run's off to his friends.. "guess what, i gave five different 12 year old girls a bloomin onion last week!"

Bloomin Onion by LaughingAboutBrentDick August 14, 2009

Blooming Onion 

Placing one's fist into another's rectum (also known as fisting) and then proceeding to fanning open the hand and fingers, creating a blooming onion-like appearance.

I gave Kirk a blooming onion after he passed out.

Blooming Onion by Taylor, B November 12, 2005

Mary Poppins' Blooming Onion 

When you put an unopened umbrella in a man's urethra and, once it is firmly in place, you open up the umbrella.

Guy 1: Bro, my dick hurts so bad.

Guy 2: Why, what happened last night?

Guy 1: Sarah gave me a Mary Poppins' Blooming Onion and now my dick looks like the Sarlacc Pit.

Mary Poppins' Blooming Onion by djmagicb2002 January 28, 2020

Blooming onion 

Blooming onion is where one sticks there hand into ones anus and proceeds to slowly open there hand

Baby I want to try this new thing it’s called blooming onion.

Blooming onion by Yeetleetbeatmymeat November 12, 2019

Blooming Onion 

A woman's genitalia that hasn't been properly cleansed over the course of a week to month. In order to be a blooming onion, this vagina has to have an odor that burns a man, or woman's, eyes as they approach for oral intercourse. When spreading the vaginal lips apart, one must cry from the odor, else the genitalia isn't a proper blooming onion.

Evan was so drunk last night, he licked a prostitute's blooming onion. He woke up this morning with a hangover, a bad taste in his mouth, and crazy red eyes from crying all night long!

Blooming Onion by Mr. Booze May 13, 2010