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Goo Blockers

The large bug-eyed sunglasses that all the "cool" girls wear (for example, Kim Kardashian).
Goo blockers were originally created to block mangoo from blinding sluts.
by GooBlockerBreaker May 12, 2009
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The Blockheads

One of the best (now rare) Minecraft-like games of our childhoods back in 2013 up to 2019...
Yes, there are still a rare amount of players playing this on both single and multiplayer

Anyways, here's the real definition
The Blockheads is a survival sandbox video game developed and published by Noodlecake Studios. The game was released on January 10, 2013, for iOS devices and on January 9, 2014, for Android devices. The game is set in a 2D block-based world and allows players to explore, build, and survive in a randomly generated world. Players control a blockhead, which can be customized with different clothing and items. The game features both single-player and multiplayer modes, and players can play locally or online with others.
Man, the Minecraft 1.20 update really had a lot of unique features such as hanging signs, chiseled bookshelf, and cherry blossom biome

The Blockheads: Dang bruh, bro just copied our features 11 years later

Survivalcraft with the Crossbow and Campfire feature: First Time?
by SBG times March 19, 2023
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Catskill blackbeard

When a man dips his scrotum into a coffee mug filled with warm elderberry syrup for medicinal purposes. He is often wearing a T-shirt with no pants. The scrotum must be submerged for at least an hour to achieve any kind of benefit.
I was starting to feel a little under the weather so I gave myself a Catskill Blackbeard and I started feeling much better... until my wife came in and asked what the fuck I was doing.
by champduncancraig February 24, 2010
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Bluff Blockers

Tinted glasses used to hide a players eyes during a card (poker, etc.) game.
Play of words on the sunglasses brand "BluBlocker", which used to regularly have cheesy infomercials.
Be on the look out for milkels when a player is sporting Bluff Blockers.
I can never figure out what hes doing with those damn bluff blockers on.
I plan on cleaning up tonight, I brought my bluff blockers.
by w.phx.az April 10, 2009
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aisle blockers

Aisle blockers are usually two heavy set women who stop to chat,side by side, in the middle of the aisle in grocery stores or discount stores. The combination of their big wide butts plus their shopping carts makes the entire aisle virtually impassable in either direction because they are too fuckin' rude to move to the side.
I had to take a two aisle detour just to get a box of CoCo Puffs because of two cows acting as aisle blockers.
by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011
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jizz blockers

Big trendy sunglasses worn by whores in a futile attempt to keep semen out of their eyes.
Jessica is rocking jizz blockers, cause Stan gave her an eye infection by pulling out of her ass and nutting on her face.
by novimoto January 3, 2009
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Blockers

Major bugs in software development that have to be fixed before release of RC or even final product.
Blockers have to be fixed before shifting to another phase of SD.
by le1 March 8, 2008
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