blobjob

some strange and embarrassing tricks you have to use while dealing with BLOB fields in your database

Moss: "4kb was not enough so i had to do some blobjob there"

by bomberman3k February 14, 2008

blobjob basil

a thicccc blob that was outside of zee’s house waiting for you to chew on his cake😳

me: no homo but lemme chew that ass blobjob basil
blowjob basil: anything for you

by iliketoeatpie123 June 27, 2019

Blobjob

When you are so drunk and sloppy trying to give a blowjob, but you can only half way do it and give up.

Joe thought he was going to get some, but after the party all his girl could do was give him a blobjob.

by Blobjob September 19, 2021

Blobjob

When you are so drunk and sloppy trying to give a blowjob, but you can only half way do it and give up.

Joe thought he was going to get some, but after the party all his girl could do was give him a blobjob.

by Blobjob September 19, 2021

blobgobbler

a hypocrite, one who goes back on their word

ugh, john told me that he hated dogs but he adopted one last week! what a blobgobbler.

stella's such a blobgobbler, she promised me that she'd give my sweater back but never did!

by johncenasseventhtooth October 16, 2021