blobber

An old video game term for an rpg, where you control an entire party of adventurers from the first person perspective. Called Blobbers because the entire party always occupies the same spot on the map and cant separate, so they are a single blob of adventurers. Has become exceedingly rare since the 90s and is mostly seen in indie games now.

Wizardry, Might and Magic and Etrian Odyssey are blobber games.

by Faerieninja May 3, 2020

bloagie

To get a blow job at the same time you are eating a hoagie.

I went to Wawa and got a bloagie. I'm full, she's full.

by P.S. and Gang! You Rock! November 13, 2007

bloating

Swelling of the abdominal region usually caused by a surplus of water in the body's system, certain types of food, constipation, or as a side effect of the ever dreaded period.

I can't wear any of my cute clothes this week because I'll look like a whale due to bloating.

by TheNerdyDancer February 9, 2014

Bloatlord

M'Bloat aka Kyriakos Grizzly

The bloatlord totally mogged that guy.

by Leanpeen March 14, 2022

blabalanche

A torrent of words that you are not interested in hearing.

Usually occurs during phone calls, skype calls, and powerpoint presentations

The only reason I don't call my parents is because a blabalanche is sure to commence!

by QuakePhil February 22, 2011

Muffin blob

The mass of testicles that are created when multiple males rest their scrota on a female's (or male's) head or face.

Spencer's eyes, nose, mouth, and right ear were completely covered by a muffin blob last Thursday night.

by 7200A December 5, 2007

Pavement Blob

A person who blocks the pavement (or sidewalk) either by being incredibly fat, carrying bags or wearing an insanely massive coat while walking slowly and being totally oblivious to people behind them trying to get passed.

person at home: Dude where were you all this time? you said you'd be here an hour ago.

Person at the door: Don't even get me started! I was all on time until I got blocked by this pavement blob in front of me who had her headphones on and it sure wasn't an exercise tape she was listening to!!!

person at home: Yeah I totally hate pavement blobs

Person at the door: Me too, so quit being a door blob and let me in!!

by Ad.Co January 26, 2010