bjarte leithaug

He is the best musician in norway, or heck- even in the world! He is the hottest man in the world and we all love bjarte.

-hey! have you heard the new bjarte leithaug song?

-of course!

by banan bananasen January 19, 2022

blart

A portmanteau of "blood" and "fart". Meant to be a flatus; a wind; a whoopee or an emittance of intestinal gas (also known as the "ass belch") which involuntarily becomes a discharge of slimy matter that is a mixture of excrement and blood.

Melvin: "Did you hear that? Is it Chinese new year already?"
Sparky: "Naah, I just blarted. I guess I need to go home and.. Yup."

by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 13, 2021

Blartin

To roam around the office without purpose wasting time, like a security guard or mall cop.

Q: Where's Paul? A: He's Blartin.

by Holacabron August 16, 2015

Bjartur

A huge fucking dichead

Hey have seen bjartur im going to kill him

by Lexalovesme December 5, 2017

Paul Blart

Derogatory term referring to mall security staff, and on a larger scale, any security guard that doesn't have the authority to issue arrests or carry firearms (see rent-a-cop).

"Hey Paul Blart! I just pissed in the wishing well! What are you gonna do about it?"
"There's a couple Paul Blarts in the food court telling those kids to calm down, but the kids are telling them to fuck off."

by BfloDrumDude June 22, 2012

Fish Blart

When one expells a bloody fish fart. Usually expelled by an obese feminine figure. Fish Blart.

Man that fat fuck just fish blarted all over the wall!

by Blarts Are Sexy. August 17, 2009

Blarta

The ship name for two lovers connected by the power of happiness. This one word refers to two people, but condenses their names into one, so you can address them as one.

Aww... Look! Blarta is over there! Hi Blarta!

by MJM13 June 6, 2017