Blitzkrieg Poop

The action of defecating before one is capable of controlling the bowels. Usually accompanies hard laughter.

Those cheese whales I ate pulled a Blitzkrieg Poop on me, now I have to clean up.

by Renter Darsh June 1, 2007

BlitzKrieg

"Lightning war"


Blitzkrieg was used by the German war machine in the 1930's where the enemy's military power is assessed and then bettered. Blitzkrieg starts with air raids, followed bylong range artillery, which is closely followed by mobilzed armour divisions. Foot soldiers then progress and swarm the enemy, intimidating them to give up.


Focus would go onto a particular point of weakness in the enemies' lines, and the point would be ceaselessly hounded until broke, so that the full force could rush it and destroy command lines and use automatic weapons on all those that ran to aid this breakage.


The fundamentals of blitzkrieg were

-for everyone to follow their instinct, rather than accept orders from the highest and go down the chain, which allowed the warfare to be

-highly momentous, unlike World war one, where a stalemate was reached.

Blitzkrieg relied heavily on communication, and exploited the radio fully.

BlitzKrieg is adapted and used today against the enemies of industrialised nations.

by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

blitzkrieg bop

a really good song that was raped by poeple who dont know who the ramones are but can say the line every one knows

Hey ho lets go shoot them in the back now

by Jimmi Waxx C. November 13, 2004

blitzkrieg shit

When you are taking a shit and you push very hard so the fecal matter comes out "lightning fast" and there is no need to wipe.

I just took a hella intense blitzkrieg shit at wendy's.

by bizitch October 10, 2006

wisconsin blitzkrieg

A sexual act that involves one person having cheese curds stuffed in his anus then being sodomized by multiple men to completion. Typically, the man then shits out the resulting mixture of feces, semen, and cheese into a bowl, which is then served with milk and beer during Packers games.

"Hey man, since the big game is on tomorrow we were thinking of doing a Wisconsin Blitzkrieg tonight so we have some snacks for tomorrow!"

"That's fine by me, just so long as I'm not the receiver this time. My asshole is still sore and I'm still burping up a taste of semen and cheese. "
" Naw, I'm going to receive this time, I'm feeling pretty sad.... Since I live in Wisconsin."
"Ya, I hear you Man. Wisconsin blows. "

by WORSTCOMEDY March 28, 2015

Blitzkrieg Fucking

The act of a man having intercourse with a woman without warning and as quickly as possible; the objective being to get "in and out of there" as fast as possible so the man can ejaculate quickly and efficiently. This is a reference to the German style of warfare in World War 2 in which they fought in a similar manner.

My German husband had a hard day at work, and instead of pleasuring me, he ended up blitzkrieg fucking me and going straight to sleep.

by Nathan 2.0 December 14, 2008

blitzkreig

German for "lightning war", tactic used by the Nazis to conquer Europe from 1936 to 1940.

Lots of planes, lots of tanks, lots of troops. Ah, the blitzkreig.

by Shawn E. June 24, 2003