1. The common eye disease which causes a person to overlook anyone who is a cunt or acting as such.
2. The aftermath of oral stimulation to a squirter.
2. The aftermath of oral stimulation to a squirter.
1. Dude, im sorry i didnt see you, i suffer from cunt blindness
2. After a few minutes of fun, Steve had to get a towel to relieve his cunt blindness
2. After a few minutes of fun, Steve had to get a towel to relieve his cunt blindness
by GamblinFaceDoctor May 25, 2010
Get the Cunt Blindness mug.I can't believed that he screwed his new girlfriend in my bed. He hadn't even broken up with me.
Really? Everyone wondered what you were doing with such a narcissistic asshole. Plus he was a cokehead. What did you see in him?
Well, we went to a good prep school and to an ivy league business school and worked for a prestigious investment bank on Wall Street. I never imagined that somebody like that could be so insensitive and cruel.
Hon, you are suffering from resume blindness. He's a jerk and an emotional midget. Get over him.
Really? Everyone wondered what you were doing with such a narcissistic asshole. Plus he was a cokehead. What did you see in him?
Well, we went to a good prep school and to an ivy league business school and worked for a prestigious investment bank on Wall Street. I never imagined that somebody like that could be so insensitive and cruel.
Hon, you are suffering from resume blindness. He's a jerk and an emotional midget. Get over him.
by AYYFRON July 5, 2010
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The inability of a person to find what they're looking for in the fridge. Most commonly found in males, however it can appear in females as well.
by Annobal August 10, 2010
Get the Male Refrigerator Blindness mug.I was waiting so long to be crowned last night, I looked up and got jizzed right in my eye. I had jizz blindness for a while and when I could see again, Brad had given me tinsel eye shadow
by ChiefPoof May 28, 2016
Get the jizz blindness mug.Someone is entirely unaware of the social conditioning of the progressive movement when watching movies, television shows, advertising, and political speeches. The Orwellian programming is so complete that they're unable to see the progressive agenda smack dab in front of their face; they think it is normal because, for them, it is.
I had a couple of supposedly conservative friends recently say that they enjoyed the shows She-Hulk and Lord of the Rings of Power. I was appalled because of all the clear signals of identity politics saturated in those two franchises, a clear case of Woke Blindness.
by Hixxz68 September 14, 2022
Get the Woke Blindness mug.A condition which afflicts straight men (and possibly lesbian women) which impairs their ability to use sound judgment and common sense. Most often brought about by recent contact with vagina and/or the future potential of vaginal contact. Destroys interpersonal relationships, mental and emotional health and possibly small animals. First appeared in Greek mythology. Odysseus famously resisted pussy blindness by having his boat's crew tie him to the mast of his ship.
Dude 1: Man, B's been MIA since he's been hit by that pussy blindness!
Dude 2: Yeah, it's like he's forgotten that he has friends or family!
Dude 2: Yeah, it's like he's forgotten that he has friends or family!
by ELesque March 10, 2010
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VJ: Dude why did you plow over that old lady?
Mike: I just had to finish the last line of that email. Total blackberry blindness.
Mike: I just had to finish the last line of that email. Total blackberry blindness.
by PositiveZero April 11, 2008
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