Blimpie's

(n.) A crappy Sub chain of stores that are rivaled only by Subaway, and Quizno's.

Subway, Quizno's, Blimpie's. It's all horrible food to me.

by G-Union April 16, 2004

blimpy

This occurs when a female placed several tablets of alkaseltzer in 'bottom' then an uncapped cola beverage is inserted and the whole affair is turned upside down draining the contents of the bottle onto the waiting alkaseltzer. Bloating and 'blimping' occurs immediately following. The recipient enjoys a luke warm beverage 'al a blimpy'.

Damn, that's the freshest blimpy I've had in hours!!

by DB December 9, 2003

Blimpie

When you stand up and your dick points straight ahead. Halfway between Limp and a boner. Most commonly found post ejaculation.

After oral sex I enjoy walking around my house to show off my Blimpie

by Dittle603 July 28, 2017

atomic blimpie

when you get a towel then procede to take a dump you then have a girl preform oral sex on you and you take the towel and throw it over the womens head traping the smell in all its nastyness underneath

i atomic blimpied that bitch last night; it was so nasty

by mike duval March 7, 2007

blimpie gobbler

someone who stuffs a blimpie in their mouth very fast

xavier is a blimpie gobbler

by jim buck December 7, 2009

Blimpy

The definition of a blimpy/blimpie is not the same as a blumpkin contrary to popular belief. To perform a blimpy one must be uncircumcised. When your friend passes out, the uncircumcised skin is to be placed over the nose and their mouth is to be plugged up so that when the unwilling participant breathes through his nose it causes the foreskin to inflate. This is a true blimpy.

Why is that when a bunch of white guys hangout they always do some borderline gay shit like giving their friend a blimpy?!

A blimpy is not the same as a blumpkin! ....

by Thirdpac November 17, 2020

Blimpie

New Jersey trash talk for a person with a small brain

" more ya fuckin' shit ya fuckin' blimpie"

by Glupes December 12, 2020