Ain't No Blimpzy Way

Ain't No Blimpzy Way! Inspired from "Ain't No Way" but it's using "BLIMP" to advertise to people from far destination.
Like posting on internet in 2023 but. 1930's When we doesn't invent a "SMARTPHONE" People using an "AIRPLANE" or "BLIMP" to advertise to whole city or even near them

"NO WAY DUDE" we're gonna rent a blimp and advertise what i saw on a blimp and ride them to New York City"

Ain't No Blimpzy Way! that man ate burritos like a corn cob. Make him famous!

by CHR1SSY January 17, 2023

blimps

extraordinarily, excessively, ridiculously, oversized, blown out underwear typically worn by tasteless old men and sometimes sported by youth with no style

"Nice blimps dude!" You can parachute from a plane in those underwear.

by BlimperBiitch May 8, 2011

Blimpy4000

When you get the sloppiest toe-curling messy slobbering gluck gluck 4000 head.

Bro 1: Broooooooooooo my girl gave me the blimpy4000

Bro 2: brooooooooooooooooo how was ittttt

Bro 3 (he's still bro 1): brooooooooo i was flooored for dayssssss

by RangerTW October 3, 2021

blimpy

the act of receiving a blowjob while taking a shit, usually sitting on the toilet.

"My shit smelled so bad, she started to gag halfway through the blimpy"

by cuddlerat April 20, 2005

crashing blimps

Playing Command and Conquer: Renegade on multiplayer mode. This came to be because the construction yards in the orginal Command and Conquer looked like crashed blimps.

Wanna go crash some blimps?

by frozenphoenix June 11, 2003

William Blimps

A blimp company founded in Virginia by a local hairdresser named Bill. Bill was fascinated with balloons, so him and his lover, Frank decided to make Blimps. On July 16, 2003 Frank was in a serious blimp accident, paralyzing him from the waist down. Bill was devastated because his lover was useless to him, so he moved to Brazil and changed his name to Umberto and was never heard from again. Frank was hurt but when he returned to health, he continued his and bill's dream of having a blimp company , so he used his insurance money from the accident and bought a factory to build blimps. he still need a name for his company and decided to name it Williams Blimps in memory of his lost friend.

William Blimps.self explanatory.

by Umberto's Balloon Stand January 8, 2010

blimpey

getting fellated while taking a crap

I ate a 22 ounce steak and mom gave me a blimpey while it came out, well two things came out

by SuperGayHomo November 8, 2002