Crash and Bernstein

Probably the worst kids show next to Dora The Explorer. You have this really annoying kid, who complains about not having a brother, so he goes to build-a-bestie (WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THAT?) and makes this puppet thing, who becomes the star of the show pretty much, and he is even more annoying than the kid. They think they're so cool, when really they're some of the lamest kids I've ever seen. Don't even get me started on the sisters. They're really annoying too, especially the older one. The theme song of this show is show stupid and it doesn't even make any sense! I just want to go through the TV screen and kick the puppet thing. The show is complete rubbish. My gosh, it's even worse than Dora, and that's saying ALOT!

Crash: I'm telling you Bernstein, the ladies will love that you have a puppet as a friend. ;)
Berinstein: Oh really? Okay, let's go talk to Dora! :)
Dora: What the hell? Is that little kid with the gay purple puppet coming over here to talk to us?
Boots and Dora's other stupid friends: Let's get away from these gay weirdos!

Even DORA hates Crash and Bernstein!

by DobbyTheFreeElf February 6, 2013

Blerted

Blerted - to eject fast

He Blerted his man fat all over her face

by Gswords December 4, 2016

bernsters

Hipsters that support Bernie Sanders.

All day long my newsfeed is filled with bernsters that keep trying to make Bernie Sanders happen.

by jerseyDel July 3, 2016

Ms Bensted

Ms Bensted is a teacher at Richard hale school who pulls up in her ford AKA the bensted mobile, she loves to get her pay rise by letting her students do well in exams by allowing them to go on her phones, Ms bensted is a complete down and can be intimidated by students easily that she lets you off your detentions. she also doesn’t wear a bra so her saggy ones law low.

Yung Drilla:yo fam your such a stupid Down syndrome bumbaclut

Innocent 10 year old: I’m not Ms Bensted

by StayWhenTheBellGoes April 23, 2019

Bleested

Very wasted, drunk, high, or just overall messed up. Comes from the words blasted and wasted smooshed together.

"I am soooo bleested right now you don't even KNOW!"
"Did you see Tommy fall off his bike? His leg is totally bleested!"
"Horatio got totally bleested on So-Co yesterday that he walked into work, pulled down his pants, and took a dump right on the floor."

by Joe April 29, 2004

bernstein

last name of an OBVIOUSLY jewish person. usually friendly and likes to play tennis.

ellie: hey did you see bernstein over there?

elena: oh yeah.. she's jewish right?

ellie: is that even a real question?

by ESam November 15, 2013

being a bernstein

When someone butts into your conversation when you tell them not to.

Goddamn, that guy is being a Bernstein, it’s so annoying.

by Tony the toenail February 19, 2018