Portobello belt

A succulent fungus that straps on to the pelvis bone and acts as a shaft

Jerrys rule of thumb when the genitals aren’t cooperating he busts out the portobello belt to show all the swollen members competition is steep

by Roobeer September 22, 2020

Belt Warning

⚠️ Belt Warning ⚠️

This is important advice from personal experience

Never trust a woman wearing a belt with her outfit (not on her trousers but a belt that comes with a top or jacket that crosses at the stomach)

I went on a date with a woman and she was wearing a very nice almost see through white top with a belt and had a black lace bra underneath

She looked to be fairly flat chested but what I didn't realise until later that evening was that her breasts were coming from underneath the bra and then being secured by her belt. Her nipples were literally poking out from under the belt at the same level as her belly button

Please have your wits about you

And yes we still fucked

Important belt warning ⚠️

by Working Class Hero December 18, 2020

Ohio facewarmer belt

When a soldier uses an ennemy's bowels as a belt or suspenders and, during an assault on an objective, empties the said bowels on a unsuspecting ennemy reluctant to surrender but unarmed.

Sarge, did you see how I did the ohio facewarmer belt on this ennemy with my bowel belt during consolidation?

by 0la0la April 22, 2023

Belt to ass

To whoop somebody ass.

I just saw mimi and put belt to ass

by 313mimi February 22, 2023

Boston Belt Buckle

When a man pulls his balls up over his belt, creating a buckle of balls.

Dude did you see Josh's Boston Belt Buckle? Shit is wack!

by So.Cal.Cher April 1, 2009

belt tucker

When your trying to hide a erection

Erection hard on stiffy belt tucker

by Fozzzy December 12, 2013

belt

the thing dads use to whoop their children

people like whooping me with a belt

by your average high schooler August 11, 2019