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Bleef

A fart that travels from your butt to your vagina.
Girl: Did someone just bleef?
Bitch: That bleef was so disgusting and wet!
by YourMomXXX420 January 8, 2015
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Bleef

When you’re on your period and let out a queef.
“ Oh no, I just bleefed!”
“I bleef I can fly.”
by Bleef January 26, 2018
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Bleef blisket

When you have a mental retardation but that doesnt stop you from trying to order your own dinner
I want the bleef blisket plz
by Fifimon January 24, 2019
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roast bleef

i thought betty was hot unil i knew she had a roast bleef
by colito March 2, 2009
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impossible beef

impossible beef — A fight between two vegans is called an “impossible beef”; it named after the vegan meat product that looks and tastes like “real beef” (to people not familiar with the taste of a good cut of beef, that is.)

The problem arises in the age of political correctness and cancel culture when it is considered a micro-aggression to say that two vegans; or, two vegetarians are “beefing’” when they are involved in an argument. Since vegetarians and vegans were offended by the terms “beef” “beefin’”, beefing, or it’s variants, it begged the question:

What is it called when two vegans argue?

Thank SCIENCE for both the COVID-19 vaccine and the answer to this cultural riddle. When non-meat eaters are fighting it’s called IMPOSSIBLE BEEFING.

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Yoga class was a drag today. Two of the cutest women in my class were having an impossible beef; and, I couldn’t ask either of them out for herb tea and Goji Berries. BUMMER!!!!!! It’s hard being a S.N.A.G. (sensitive new age guy).
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 28, 2023
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beef boss

the mii that poofesure constantly screams at in his videos
Poofesure: OMG Beef Boss just hit the ball on the table
by theMEKApilotsyoudon’tknow December 22, 2019
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Beef Gristle Mill

1. The Mill in which Beef Gristle is manufactured and stored.

2. A famous location in New York, located near the proposed site for the Playground for Seniors.

3. A well-known steakhouse in Reading, Pennsylvania.

4. A euphemism for the red light district in North Winnetka Falls.
by Yolanda Yolanda Yolanadaana December 28, 2019
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