The process in which someone (generally an emo teenage girl) attempts to seduce another person with bitchiness. The goal is to turn them on by whining about life, grades, looks, friends, family, etc.
It usually doesn't work very well.
It usually doesn't work very well.
Briana tried giving me a beejob, but her own ego tripped her, and she died before anything could happen.
by GweegyPop March 5, 2009
Get the Beejob mug.1) Giving a blewjob that has already been given in that timeline. Like going back in time and sucking that thing one more time. It basically means "suckeding a penis".
2) The word "Blowjob" in an English accent.
2) The word "Blowjob" in an English accent.
1)
Bobathine : "Hey, I'm gonna give Susan a blewjob"
Bob : "Nice"
*2 minutes later*
Susan : "Ohhh sucked that thing harder! Keep suckeding it!"
Bobathine : "Mmm strawberry flavour"
2)
Chavzor : "oioi m8 wnt a blewjob innit?"
Chavzephyr : "innit blud"
Bobathine : "Hey, I'm gonna give Susan a blewjob"
Bob : "Nice"
*2 minutes later*
Susan : "Ohhh sucked that thing harder! Keep suckeding it!"
Bobathine : "Mmm strawberry flavour"
2)
Chavzor : "oioi m8 wnt a blewjob innit?"
Chavzephyr : "innit blud"
by Dad__ April 7, 2008
Get the blewjob mug.A bluejob is like a blowjob, but the but whoever is sucking your dick stops sucking when your about to cum, this resulting in a Blue job, leaving you with “Blue Balls” referring it to a Blue Job.
Guy 1 : yeah, she sucked my dick.
Guy 2: Really? Lucky.
Guy 1: Not really, she gave me a bluejob
Guy 2: Damn, that sucks.
Guy 2: Really? Lucky.
Guy 1: Not really, she gave me a bluejob
Guy 2: Damn, that sucks.
by Lxminouse December 7, 2019
Get the Bluejob mug.by Coltthebolt October 5, 2017
Get the bleujob mug.When someone starts giving a guy a blowjob and does not complete the task at hand, leaving him with blueballs.
That bitch was good for nothing but a bluejob!
by shaunaniganz February 21, 2015
Get the bluejob mug.When the person(s) giving the penile manipulation (oral or otherwise) does not finish as a result of fatigue or other circumstances. This furthers the affliction known commonly as "Blue balls." This word covers the stimulation up to, but not including ejaculation.
Shit, dude, Kirsten gave me a Bluejob last night. I now have the bluest of balls. She said her arms were just too tired to continue.
by Jake189 February 1, 2016
Get the Bluejob mug.If ya homeboy wont let you get a nut off either metaphorically or literally and you're really fucking sick of his shit.
Man 1: Yo hombre wanna watch a movie later?
Man 2: Nah I gotta leave and see my girlfriend.
Man 1: Dude, are you giving me a bluejob right now!?
Man 2: Nah I gotta leave and see my girlfriend.
Man 1: Dude, are you giving me a bluejob right now!?
by birchislame123 May 2, 2018
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