blessen

A Blessen is an amazing guy who is cool & funny. A Blessen also likes sports especially basketball. He is also a smart & tries to be ghetto. But also he Funny & very caring. A Blessen always puts a smile on your face & brightens up your day

Woah I really want to be Blessen's friends

by BmAn January 6, 2014

Blasenflap

The language of incoherent ramblings one resorts to when they have become utterly aggravated or overwhelmed by the stupidity of another. It is usually seen in comic strip captions as a string of punctuation marks.

"Grr rassa frassa %$(#&^#)@!^$@*&!!!" is an example of blasenflap.

by wykyd_wytch December 13, 2008

bleakender

A weekend away with the boys for the express purpose of seeing who can do the bleakest sex act; normally involves fat women (20 stone plus), excessive alcohol, pearl necklaces, wingmaning, dirty sanchez and copious amounts of 80's music

DA has to listen to Rick Astley on JF's iPod to cover the noise of fatty fucking on the bed next to him at the big bleakender 2009

by tito the topper February 4, 2010

Blease

Bitch+please=blease

-You're ugly
-Blease, you are, not me.

by I_L June 6, 2018

blease

the norweigen god of power, perfection, and integrity.

"Okay class, today we are studying the Norweigen gods, starting with Blease."

by ThEoNe. September 14, 2005

bleaken

to make somebody's day worse, to inadvertently make some one sad when your intention was to make them laugh

oh man, i'm sorry i did not mean to bleaken your day by bringin' up your ex

by Ajax Blak March 10, 2008

blease

A family full of crazy, wierd, and wild people, but are some of the best people to be around.

those bleases really are something.

by da1andonly December 28, 2005