Plaxident 

An act of stupidity that costs you a lot of money; disabling your source of income

Jane, a model, was afraid of getting mugged and beaten so she carried a knife at all times. Running for a cab, she had a plaxident and fell, slashing her cheeks.

Plaxident by Sto00ove December 9, 2008

Plaxident 

Accidentally shooting yourself with a gun.
Like Plaxico Burress did.

Did you hear Reggie got shot? It was a plaxident though, he shot himself.

Plaxident by M2KPDX December 16, 2008

Blaccident 

When a woman is expected to give birth to a white baby, but ends up delivering a black baby.

John: 'Oh babe, you're doing so well...push, push!'
Ashley: 'GGGRRRRR....AAAHHHHHH'
Crying fills the room....
John: 'What the fuck!?!'
Doctor laughing: 'Ha...looks like you had a blaccident'

Blaccident by LaGoat October 27, 2011

Laxident 

When a person takes too many laxatives or uses them improperly and has an accident because of it. Specifically in ones pants or in public, where it is more embarrassing.

I was trying to lose a ton of weight so I took a bunch of laxatives, but I had a huge laxident in my boyfriend's bed and made an ass out of myself.

Laxident by Jaimie Gaga February 26, 2011

Laxident 

An accident caused during a game, practice, or session of lacrosse

chris had a laxident when he tripped on a stick left on the field.

Laxident by gbeezy93 December 10, 2009

laxident 

the action of throwing and breaking something in your home, apartment, or fraternity house, with a lacrosse ball

I was laxin in the hall and had a laxident when the ball shattered the black lights.

laxident by methodman_redman April 7, 2011

blaxicen

half black half mexican

that guy is blaxicen therefore he is both black and mexican

blaxicen by gsmoove October 24, 2006