blathers

The most annoying owl you will ever meet. He'll also eventually take your fossil after giving you a 30 minute lecture about the fossil

(He's the smart owl in animal crossing)

Blathers shut up and take my fossils

by ImpactedBat1528 April 27, 2020

batherosclerosis

Batherosclerosis is a condition in which the bath tub drain wall thickens as a result of the accumulation of hair and general human filth resulting in a bath tub that has to be left overnight to drain properly. Curable with a plunger, gas mask and a strong stomach.

Person 1: Your bathtub has a sever case of batherosclerosis.
Person 2: Oh Dear!
Person 3: Not to worry! I shall brave the filth with my mighty plunger! For Narnia!
Person 2: My hero!

by llamas007 April 7, 2013

Blatherskite

Typically used as a exclamation of annoyance.

Person: *drops vase on foot* “Blatherskite!”

by Linkcrofty May 10, 2022

Blathers x Celeste

Bro why you lookin this up on urban dictionary go to wattpad or some shit

1: Man, I ship Blathers x Celeste form animal crossing.

2: fuck off you mank piece of shit

by AmyKinda_gayBro August 30, 2022

Blatherskite

Blatherskite, is, in fact, as for say, to be sure, this, absolutely, great, and, extravagant, word, or, so that, makes you think, if, you, by far, should, be able to, or even need, to be concise. Noting, that in fact, you may not be, concise. It is an adjective that, in fact, measures, that quality of word choice. This text, is in fact, a great, and excellent way, of explaining this topic, for it is not great in terms of Blatherskitness.

Guy 1: Have you searched Blatherskite in the Urban Dictionary?
Guy 2: Yeah, that was Blatherskite.
Guy 1: He needs Grammarly.

by WeirdoIng April 7, 2020

blathering blatherskite

A slur that means unsuccessful, inferior, or unfit. Usually used in the context of school.

You blathering blatherskite! you will never amount to anything!

by CreepX1_ February 1, 2021

blatterson

another name for a black and mild

yo u wuna smote sum blattersons

by futtin yert May 20, 2008