Blather Figure

Pretentious guy who affects sagacity and wisdom of experience.

"Oh Christ, he went on and on about how streetwise he is - he's such a blather figure, gives me the creeps"

by zest expander April 20, 2008

Bathroom Blather

When a person insists on having a long, drawn out, pointless conversation on their cell phone when going to the bathroom, especially if it is a public bathroom.

"Dude, is there another bathroom here?"
"No, why?"
"There's some asshole in there talking on his cell phone and I just couldn't take a leak."
"Bathroom blather is so fucking rude."

When I heard I toilet flush I knew that this conversation was just bathroom blather.

by Brett Burkhardt May 12, 2008

blathering blatherskite

A slur that means unsuccessful, inferior, or unfit. Usually used in the context of school.

You blathering blatherskite! you will never amount to anything!

by CreepX1_ February 1, 2021

Blathers x Celeste

Bro why you lookin this up on urban dictionary go to wattpad or some shit

1: Man, I ship Blathers x Celeste form animal crossing.

2: fuck off you mank piece of shit

by AmyKinda_gayBro August 30, 2022

Blather 'Round

a game where you "stupidly, horribly, and idiotically" describe the prompt you pick, and if you guess it you get horny points. If you win you get to fuck Ms. Bubbles for no charge. WARNING: Has a high chance for dick to drown in water.

Blather 'Round is fun

by quartz89 February 1, 2022

gaul blather

To talk long-windedly in French without making very much sense.

Have you heard all the gaul blather coming out of the French media defending Dominique Strauss-Kahn, the Frenchman accused of attacking a hotel maid in Manhattan.

by BackandBetter June 12, 2011

blathering

A meeting with a number of attendees that blather on and on.

I had a meeting this morning, but it turned into a blathering.

by chickasaw September 2, 2020