Toke Blazed

Toke Blazed (also: Taking Babies, Toasting Bread, Tyra Banks, Tractor Beam, Etc. any good TB combination will do) is the state of being beyond a normal level of high. It can be used in place of saying, "I'm fucking high".

Jeremy: Yo, dude. I'm toked off my fucking nuts!!!

Jeremy is clearly toke blazed

by Chief Matt Bogart July 24, 2009

Flonger Blasted

When you cover your fist in whipped cream and put a cherry on top if you're feeling brave enough, and then you shove your fist up someones asshole.

"I Flonger Blasted Suzie so hard last night."
"Oh yeah, I love getting Flonger Blasted."

by Xx_HACKER_xX December 12, 2015

Mad Blazed

The state one gets after smoking a large amount of Marijuana (3+ blunts, 5+ joints, or 4+ bongs).

Tom: Yo man, you gunna hit this bong again?

Joe: Chill man, I'm already mad blazed.

by pimbo420 April 11, 2009

Blasted Idiot

Someone who acts stupid.

"You blasted idiot, what's wrong with you?!"

by BM goes to jail March 20, 2010

Blasted Idiot

Someone who acts stupid.

"You blasted idiot, what's wrong with you?!"

by BM goes to jail March 20, 2010

belated

to be late, delayed

Often used as a way of saying something past the actual event.

Belated Happy Birthday!
Belated happy new year!

by Abdul-Baari July 16, 2005

Blakedout

A Person that comes in second place; One that trys to finish something, but never seems to make it to the finish line.

I played in a poker tournament the other day and went heads-up and had the win in my grasp, but I blakedout !

by unomeimdfp June 9, 2011