A member of the acclaimed Baltimore moped gang. Often addicted to late night moped rides resulting in the abuse of sushi and Natty Bohs. Sometimes confused as being slow, a Baltard posses the ability to blast, despite the moped being constructed of trash. In par with their macabre appearance, a Baltard will invite you into there “Murderhouse” moped den for a juncture never to be forgotten!
---Did you see that guy just go down on that ped?
- Yeah, looks like Shlippy Lippy of the Baltards....
---Don't look into his eyes, we don't need any trouble!
- Yeah, looks like Shlippy Lippy of the Baltards....
---Don't look into his eyes, we don't need any trouble!
by ringringBANG June 22, 2010
Get the Baltard mug.1. Old-fashioned English, properly spelled "blackguard" but pronounced "blaggard". Means a scoundrel or villain.
2. Thief
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by SpineRazor October 3, 2008
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Get the batard mug.One who blares rap music at full volume with all windows open in his car, much to the annoyance of anyone else in a 30-foot radius.
Often two blastards will get into a volume war with their music, leading to a horrid-sounding mishmash of rap beats and cuss words that you can't keep from assaulting your ears even if you close your windows.
Often two blastards will get into a volume war with their music, leading to a horrid-sounding mishmash of rap beats and cuss words that you can't keep from assaulting your ears even if you close your windows.
My drive from Atlanta to Orlando was plagued by the presence of a blastard that stuck by me on the highway the whole time. Now there's 8 hours I can't get the fuck back.
by FrackLuke March 17, 2013
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Ever since he hit his head hes been acting kinda batarded
You are a complete batard.
Ever since he hit his head hes been acting kinda batarded
by Shaa la la January 19, 2008
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