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Baltard

A member of the acclaimed Baltimore moped gang. Often addicted to late night moped rides resulting in the abuse of sushi and Natty Bohs. Sometimes confused as being slow, a Baltard posses the ability to blast, despite the moped being constructed of trash. In par with their macabre appearance, a Baltard will invite you into there “Murderhouse” moped den for a juncture never to be forgotten!
---Did you see that guy just go down on that ped?

- Yeah, looks like Shlippy Lippy of the Baltards....
---Don't look into his eyes, we don't need any trouble!
by ringringBANG June 22, 2010
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blagard

1. Old-fashioned English, properly spelled "blackguard" but pronounced "blaggard". Means a scoundrel or villain.
2. Thief
It's the only life we'll know, Blagards to the bone.
by SpineRazor October 3, 2008
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batard

French word for a type of bread (shorter and wider than a baguette)
batard, baguette ou flute?
by Wist April 18, 2005
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blastard

One who blares rap music at full volume with all windows open in his car, much to the annoyance of anyone else in a 30-foot radius.

Often two blastards will get into a volume war with their music, leading to a horrid-sounding mishmash of rap beats and cuss words that you can't keep from assaulting your ears even if you close your windows.
My drive from Atlanta to Orlando was plagued by the presence of a blastard that stuck by me on the highway the whole time. Now there's 8 hours I can't get the fuck back.
by FrackLuke March 17, 2013
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batarded

A step above retarded. If someone does something incredibly stupid it is said to be "batarted". You, your face
Kat is Batarded
You are a complete batard.
Ever since he hit his head hes been acting kinda batarded
by Shaa la la January 19, 2008
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Beatard

Someone who knows everything there is to know about the Beatles...sometimes much more than is ever needed to know
My friend even knows what religion each of the Beatles were...he's such a Beatard!
by The Original Beatard October 22, 2009
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Batard

Fusion of Bastard and retard clearly meaning Retarded Bastard
Jeese why is Elo being such a batard to me
by Ben Scott February 2, 2004
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