blast from the past 

Food and drink induced diarrhea after a night of binging or a bender.

Watch what you eat at the garlic festival, unless you wanna rip a ripe blast from the past at work tomorrow.

blast from the past by snartgurl April 25, 2011

blast from the past 

often used during periods of intense moments where some loudmouth has to open his mouth to ruin the enjoyment of the surrounding guests. used at unwelcome times including visits.

C - say nothing, I'll be in the other room
Voidence - Well.. blast from the past
C - did u fail to end it

blast from the past by foug January 11, 2005

Blast from the past 

A shot consisting of rum (most likely bacardi) and Bailey’s. The shot must be consumed quickly to avoid curdling.

Mike made a Blast From the Past and puked everywhere after

Blast from the past by yurtimdurt May 15, 2021

Ass Blast from the Past 

(noun) when a long-dead transvestite eskimo faggot shoves a stick of dynamite up your pooper and blows your nigger ass to china

person #1: "Dude I no longer have an anus after my last 3 ass blasts from the past."
person #2: "Then how do you take a shit?"
person #1: "I don't really know."
person #2: "That is fuckin insane."

Ass Blast from the Past by necro April 22, 2005

e-blast from the past 

When you look at all of your old comments/pictures on MySpace and Facebook and see how your friends used to act and treat you.

I was having a fight with my boyfriend and then I went on facebook and found a picture of us from 3 years ago and read how hot he thought I looked in that bikini. Thanks to that e-blast from the past we're happier than ever.

e-blast from the past by riga1tony April 2, 2010

A blast from the past 

When an elderly queefs or farts

I was walking through the old folks home and heard a blast from the past from Betty’s room

A blast from the past by Swaggymfman February 9, 2022