A girl or boy with a strong sense of humor and is very bright. He/She will make any situation comfortable and attainable. He/She hates potheads and will cough as he/she walks by them just to annoy the crap of the potties.

Oh look! There's Blakeney trying to milk a cow!

Blakeney by Stunnerrr June 20, 2011

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Loyola Blakefield

Loyola Blakefield is probably the most gangster school in the Towson area. We have all types of people there: the laxers, the ballers, the gangsters; anyone and everyone you could imagine goes to Loyola Blakefield. This school's education standards compared to that of a public school (I don't know... Dundalk High maybe?) are second to none! We have the finest of Math teachers from the "retired" Sean Courtemache to Ms. Rudersdorf and the greatest keeper of dress code at lunch, Mr. Richard. Loyola also has some sick sports teams; ranging from football in the fall to lax in the spring. Swimming is highly reguarded as well. Winning 15 MIAA championships in a row? Something outragious like that. Loyola's rival is Calvert Hall College and Loyola has beaten them in the past 5 or 6 Turkey Bowls. And thats pretty much because Loyola is full of beefy meatheads while CHC is full of.. well not beefy meatheads. Pretty lame school. But nevertheless, Loyola Blakefield shows them respect by beating.. I mean.. playing them every year in the Turkey Bowl and destroying them. Loyola is mainly known for having some of the sickest laxers in the state of Maryland and having one of the best teams around. No other school compares to Loyola when it comes to lax. They have the flow, the stick, and the ripping net abilities that no other school has or even comes close to. So, in closing, Loyola Blakefield is better than Calvert Hall and is a better school in general.

Loyola Blakefield kid 1: ay brah. wanna catch some sweet lax after school?
loyola kid 2: nah brah. frazzel is where its at.

Loyola Blakefield by TheOneTrueDundalk March 31, 2009

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