blago

Verb.
Pronounced \'blah-go\

To go on Glenn Beck in a futile effort to look like the noble character in a given scandal.

BEEP

"Hi Honey, it's Eric. I'll be home a little early today. Tomorrow I'm going to blago in Manhattan, so could you run my black suit to the cleaners? You're the greatest, baby! See you soon."

by YouAlreadyKnowWhoIAm April 14, 2010

Blagovesta

The name means a goddy and smart bitch. She knows everything. Don't mess with her because her best friend is going to kick your ass. Congrats on those who have that name, you are smart af

Blagovesta is smart bitch.

by Lora Dangel November 14, 2019

blagosphere

Derived from blogosphere. Refers to the virtual space across the internet populated by the ceaselessly chattering masses.

Only on the blagosphere could you find someone with a hundred angry, irrational comments on a Livejournal post about jam-spreading techniques.

by freelancelove October 24, 2007

blagoed

To fuck up and get caught by the feds on tape in the midst of a criminal conspiracy.

Named after Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich.

Man, back in 92 I was running smack and stolen rifles in from Tijuana and I didn't realize the Feds had me blagoed. They had my crib, my car, and my woman wired for sound. I did 8 years at Marion because of it.

by IrishPirate December 19, 2008

Blagoj

The dude you call when you get jumped by 4 frat boys. He's extremly reliable, as in he can deliver a nice ass ass wooping. A person who has his hair styled as if he's the 80's, but you know damn well he's Alexander the Great's lost grandgrandchild so that man ancient.

Ay man, this dude smoked 7 blunts im a row yesterday at Jamal's party.
- God damn what a Blagoj

by vanvelon July 12, 2017

blagojevate

Pronounced: bla-goy-ya-vate

To consistently spew utter nonsense with blatant disregard to fact.

I blagojevate on a regular basis because my life is one big lie.

by blagojevate January 29, 2009

Blagojevich

A ridiculous haircut, outdated and covers the entire forehead - not unlike a band member of the Beatles. Fashioned after the mane of the infamous impeached Illinois senator, Rod Blagojevich. Often popular with early 1980's game show hosts.

"Man, I have seen some shitty haircuts in my day, bowlcuts, the TRUMP, the Pete Rose, but that fucking Blagojevich takes the cake!"

"You didn't pay your barber to give that Blagojevich, did you?"

"I can't figure out how to describe your lack of a haircut, it looks like Eric Foreman for that 70's show, a quarter inch more and you will be in Blagojevich territory

by Grepdogg1 February 19, 2009