blacklight

(noun) Common term used for a UV (UltraViolet) light/light bulb. Used in CSI often to find a semen samples.

possible semen sample plus a blacklight situation:

Officer Michaels: "I often go to sleep and dream of waking up in a world where everything's covered in semen."
Officer Slater: "I mean, who doesn't ?"
Officer Michaels: "It'd be nice. Like that crime scene today."
Officer Slater: "Yeah."
Officer Michaels: "If the man had ejaculated and then punched you in the face..."
Officer Slater: "Yeah."
Officer Michaels: "...we'd have a real good shot at catching him."
Officer Slater: "No way."
Officer Michaels: "Just punched in the face, no semen."
Officer Slater: "Yeah, no semen."
Officer Michaels: "Story of my life."

by THC420 December 2, 2009

Blacknights

The best Runescpae clan out there. They pwn every mofo in wars.
AKA: BK

I was pwned by the Blacknights today, and then I went back and BK pwned me again!

by BK_membor May 8, 2005

blacklight party

The best type of party ever invented in the history of ever!!!!!! You can't see the lights but everything white shows up and glows. Black Lights makes everything awesome.

Jacob: Dude, that blacklight party was sick!

Tom: Yeah I know, but your shirt was killer!

Jacob: Yeah it totally showed up under the lights so well!

by Mr.Potato Pants January 28, 2013

Blacklight

A light that causes so many sexual urges, a man will grab the nearest chick and bone the living shit out of her.

*Hot guy* "Hey, sorry we w'ere late, we w'ere fucking hardcore under the blacklight."

*Random chick* "Dude, it just caused urges i could not ignore."

Another example: *Lil' kid* "Mom how are babies ma...*"

*Mom interrupts* "BLACKLIGHT!!!! BITCH!!!"

by nanafunana May 12, 2011

backlight blindness

loss of night vision by using an elecronic device with a backlight in an otherwise dark area

I was listening to my iPod last night, but it gave me a serious case of backlight blindness.

by deliqueena April 4, 2009

Blacknights

a clan that totally owns us, it's just a shame they've gove slightly inactive so we have to abuse them but then run like the girl scouts we are as soon as they get active again.

Blacknights totally own us, therefore we surrender our st00ph to you.

DF: war us BK u inactive noobs.
Blacknights: fine
DF: oh noes, u got 140 people signed up, we can't fight now.
Blacknights: don't go mouthing off then.
DF: we won't just don't hurt us.

by DF-Deathy July 29, 2008

UV_BlackLight

Somebody who cannot live without breast milk.

"Dude, you keep talking about huge milkers, stop being such a UV_BlackLight

by m..? April 21, 2021