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Backseat Moderator 

A user on a chatroom or forum who, for whatever reason, decides they're a moderator or admin, even though they're not. These users will yell and scream at other users who they believe are breaking rules, telling them not to break said rules. They will often call on the real moderators and tell them how to deal with the supposed rulebreaker. These users are probably 10-15 years old and have a bit of a superiority complex.

These users think they mean well, but are actually just a giant pain in the ass and act as though the real moderators are incompetent. This often involves freaking the fuck out over the SLIGHTEST breach of the rules - or often when there is NO breach of the rules.

Often, the user is simply trying to get promoted to being an actual moderator. But what happens 99.9% of the time is that they get banned themselves. What is 110% certain, however, is that this user will NOT be promoted.
User on chatroom: Oh shit
Backseat Moderator: NO CUSSING!!! MODS, BAN THIS FOOL!!! BAN HIM!!! HE CUSSED!!!!!
Real Moderator: Cussing is allowed on this chatroom, dipshit.
(Backseat Moderator has been banned by Real Moderator for being a giant pain in the ass)
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backseat booty 

To have sex in the rear of a car.
Wonda Wonderpig was was doing the backseat booty.
backseat booty by I, Wreckerrr November 16, 2016

backseat surfer 

Anyone who stands over your shoulder as you use the internet, directing your internet(s) navigation

No, I don't want to check out this totally amazing video on youtube. Stop being a backseat surfer douche bag.
backseat surfer by Ardouche January 28, 2008
Word of the Day on January 31, 2008

blacksnag 

Confounding slowdowns in work productivity due to an abundance of diparate programs, windows, and passwords; forced timeouts; scheduled password changes; lost password obstacle courses; poorlt-timed system maintenance; useless site/system upgrades; and infernal picture-choice botchecks.
Sorry Boss, deadline blown due to multiple blacksnags created by our monthly IT auto-update.
blacksnag by The Wendolyne September 13, 2020

Backseat Kamikaze 

It is when you are in the backseat of a car and throw up into the pouch on the back of the driver's or front passenger's seat and then smack it, sending bile-filled vomit all throughout the cabin.
"Dude, why is Pepe pissed at you"
"I was hammered last night in the back of Don Pepe's car so when I had to vom I gave him a Backseat KamiKaze."

mr blackshaw 

Mr Blackshaw was the old Helensvale State High School principal. Absolute legend. Ditched us for some other school so cannot decide if we love him or hate him. CEO of ‘Be More Dog’.
Student - “where’d Mr Blackshaw move to?”
Teacher - “Hong Kong or something”
mr blackshaw by Ex HSHS student January 14, 2019

backseat cooking 

When you tell someone how to cook something or tell them you did something wrong.
“Aren’t you gonna flip that egg?”

Don’t tell me how to cook in my own house.”

“You’re supposed to dice them, know, scramble them.”

“Stop backseat cooking.”
backseat cooking by GGPlex October 12, 2022
Word of the Day on April 13, 2023