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Dependable Black Friend 

A 1990s and 2000s movie trope. A diversity token to attract black audiences. Usually the black BFF is unknown to the general audience, but is an A-Lister in the black film scene. They, be it he or a she, offer gems of wisdom with a little urban or southern flair, and sometimes they can even save the day.
I wonder what that black actress from The Unborn is doing right now, she was so hot! But also, a great example of a dependable black friend.

Oh, you mean Meagan Good? I think she's married now..

black widow friend

A person that sucks you into being their best friend till they get bored of you, then they destroy you by talking crap about you with the intent of making all your other friends and acquaintances hate you. The black widow friend is usually a middle school or high school girl.
Watch out for that girl over there, she is a black widow friend!

I Have Black Friends 

The greatest excuse that racists use to try to make it look like they're not racist.

Apparently having black friends negates any racist thing you say.
Person 1: Yeah, niggers are always stealing things and killing each other. Fuck those niggers!

Person 2: Dude...what's wrong with you?

Person 1: It's okay, I have black friends. I can say this.

Person 2: I don't think it works that way.

Fall Back Friend 

A friend that's last on your list of friends. A Fall Back Friend usually is the go-to friend when none of your other friends are available. This type of friend usually is irritating and shows up at the worst times and says stupid things. this kind of friend hangs out with all of your other friends and ruins good conversations. Also, you don't know why you have his/her number on your phone since you would never call him/her. The fall back friend always asks to go with you to places when your going out with all your other friends
dude 1 : "Hey guys, we're chillen at mike's after school! john's bringing the drinks and steve's bringin the food"
Fall Back Friend : "Can i come too??"
dude 1: "uhm, its kinda gonna be crowded."
fall back friend: "i don't care"
dude 1: *sigh* "ugh, alright, just don't bug us."
fall back friend: "Gee, Thats swell! I can't wait! I'll Bring my entire deck of pokemon cards and we can play all night!"
dude 1 : "no you're not."
fall back friend: "Why not?"
Dude1 : "CUZ I SAID SO! now stfu"
Fall Back Friend by urb15 March 2, 2009

Black friends 

Some non black people think having lots of black friends proves they are not racist. Wouldn't the quality of the bond you have with one person black, brown, or anything else be more of a determining factor for whether you became friends with somebody than having a large quantity of black friends just so that you can take pictures to show with them all and prove that they were close friends even though your group of friends changes every few years and you hardly remember the people you said were friends a few years ago now? Not liking someone (based on who they are and not their complexion) is a negative but valid/legitimate way to feel about somebody, yet somebody that collects a lot of friends they don't even hold sacred would deny and defer any negative feelings and image to somebody else to make themselves look good or respectable, claiming that they like all black and brown people they ever met without a thought about it. Not all black and brown people like every white person they meet, why would every white person like every black or brown person they meet? Because someone told them they couldn't dislike somebody or it was discrimination nowadays?
Having many and varied black friends doesn't really prove anything about a person, besides possibly that you're someone that pretends to be friends with a lot of people you don't really care about (like a president) and that you play many sides that all think you are their friend.

back friend support 

when you invested so much time and money in a friendship they have to pay you back, like child support but with a friend
man I've been paying your way for 7 years now, you owe me some back friend support
back friend support by ladyvei January 17, 2018