Black Ice

Freshly paved asphalt that makes for a fast, smooth ride on skateboards or roller blades.

This surface sucks...let's go find some black ice.

by coyotedog May 29, 2009

black ice

When blacktop road is frozen & icy, but you can't see it especially at nite-very dangerous

The car spun out on the freeway on the black ice.

by Longing for real love April 21, 2005

black ice

When you take a shit, freeze it and then smash it through someone's window

Victim: "Aww man, someone smashed my window... and someone shat on my carpet! What are the chances?"
Wise Elder: "Thats no coincidence my friend, you've been black iced"

by Sati December 14, 2009

black ice

1: In cyberpunk terms, any type of malware. Viruses, trojans, spyware,etc.

2: In normal boring everyday terms, the ice that covers black pavement, typicallly almost impossible to spot during the night and easily slipped on.

Just switching to Mozilla helps you avoid a lot of black ice.

I busted my ass on the black ice outside of Ruby Tuesday's.

by e April 19, 2005

Black ice

Ice found on the asphalt of Florida containing oil and water that is frozen.

“Damn this black ice”

by Deedee-man May 15, 2022

black ice

if you're fobby, you better be careful how you say it. when spoken too quickly or with an accent it can sound like "black guys" could be particularly dangerous on the streets on Philadelphia. most likely.

holy crap, watch out for all the black ice on the street! translates to: holy crap, watch out for all the black guys on the street!

by orichh July 7, 2011

Black Icing

A layer of resin atop a nugget of marijuana.

"Kick up that weed bro, put some Black Icing on it."

by CasonCrow October 13, 2011