Blorgling

To put on your furry suit, sit in a hot room until you sweat so much you can use your sweat as lubrication to jerk off

The young man missed dinner because he was blorgling in his room.

by menace0528 August 7, 2023

badargling

something that is crazy or unusual

i just saw a dog fucking a cow it was badargling

by mr timmaxsamdan October 23, 2010

Bargling

The act of both bargaining and haggling when shopping.

"OMG, I can't believe that I was bargling with the saleman for over 4 hours!"

by Alekane August 20, 2016

blarginfladibllenohigib

getting so drunk so where as you have to have people watch you poop because theyre scared youll fall down the toilet

I was so blarginfladibblenoigibed that I died

by Nick Harmon December 13, 2003

dragon blargin

A very dangerous, degenerate alcoholic ancient mythological beast know for making high-pitched squeals and drinking Fleishman's vodka straight from the bottle.

We were hanging out at a party when the dragon blargin came out and scared all the girls away.

by Walter B. Lumpkin December 7, 2004

blarginsons

blarginsons is a mental disease to randomly say the word "blarg"

you "hi there .....blarg...... my good buddy blarg.
friend "why are you saying blarg"
you "because blarg i have blarginsons disease."

by Corrupt Otsego June 17, 2009

Blarginsmoogin

The hottest thing a man can do to a woman ever.

He blarginsmoogin'ed all over her face.

by thepacmanthe70s January 15, 2011