Bibled

Verb, to make up parts of the bible to prove a point.

Person 1: I don't like bacon
Person 2: but God said, "…and thou shalt eat bacon"
Person 1: I guess bacon is good
Person 2: I just bibled your ass.

by xderpt12 January 5, 2011

Duck-Billed Platypus

When one gets a girl off with their chin, giving a girl an orgasm with the use of your chin.

See also, Hairy Platypus

After the date, I took the girl back to my place and gave her a duck-billed platypus, and she liked it.

by platCHypus November 23, 2009

Billed the Intern

The past-tense form of saying that there was an "extramarital affair". Likewise, when someone learns that another person Billed the Intern they can say that they "Found the Little Blue Dress".

I felt sorry for the watercooler, it had to listen to rumors about how Jack Billed the Intern on Saturday.

by Sid Barrett January 17, 2008

Ivory-Billed Woodpecker

The next target for legions of bull-necked peckerwoods in the Arkansas outback.

Bubba is gonna shoot him a Ivory-Billed Woodpecker, now that the TV gone an' told him where it lives.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

billed

to be left alnoe, by yourself, when a group of people or persons leave you, to be on your bill

James was billed when his friends left him alone to play football

by Phil Douglas April 28, 2006

bibled

when u r in need and a very kind friend smacks u in the face with the perfect bible verse in ur time of need :)

“you’ve been bibled”

example:

"im anxious"

"cast all ur anxiety on Him because he cares for u <3"

"you just 'bibled' me"

by kenhoo December 1, 2022

Moe Billed

insult (being Moe Billed)

Bitch you just got Moe Billed

by supercowhairs February 26, 2009