bitchdick

Someone who is both a dick and a bitch at the same time.

Dave is always a bitchdick one Fridays when he leaves before I get a chance to tell him he is working tomorrow.

by the-moyni May 24, 2009

bitchfucker

A person who has or is having sexual intercourse with a bitch. A bitch being a female dog, or incredibly grumpy woman.

Mum: Would you like to go to the beach today?
Bitchfucker: Will there be bitches there?
Mum: But of course.
Bitchfucker: Let's get moving.

by Spencer December 19, 2004

bitchfuck

To bitchfuck a woman is to fuck her hard, and with no romance, warmth, or tenderness. Fucked in a way that conveys disrespect.

No it wasn't make-up sex. More like a bitchfuck.

by Jim Inman September 3, 2006

Bitchfuck

An act which serves to put someone in an extremely undesirable position or the state of being placed in said undesirable position.

It was raining and I got a flat tire. My cell phone was dead and when I popped the trunk I discovered that the spare was flat too. I was totally "bitchfucked".

by FatandFast December 11, 2011

Bitchsuck

Usually when one hurts ones self or fails at something. Pretty much when something just sucks like a bitch...

*walking through hallway casually minding ones buisness*
*stubs toe*
'AH!! BITCHSUCK!'






'so man i was doing a test today and i totally flunked'
'ohh...what a bitchsuck :/'

by Lealah April 7, 2009

bitchdick

a. an extremely small penis

b. an enlarged clitoris that resembles a penis

That girl locks the door when she changes so that noone will find out that she has a bitchdick.

by Brittany October 4, 2004

bitchprick

a hetero male (metrosexual or otherwise) who participates in being catty and/or bitchy in an otherwise stereotypically feminine fashion, but without loss of masculinity; simultaneously being a bitch and a prick; bitch + prick

Female friend: "Remember X from high school?"
Male friend: "THAT cow? She'd hike her skirt for a lollipop, much less love."
Female friend: "Wow--who's being a bitchprick today?"

"My best friend is a nice guy but he disses people a lot--a real bitchprick."

by Ph(abulous) D(iva) July 30, 2009