Bitchbonic Plague

The Bitchbonic Plague is as contagious as the Black Death. Side effects may include being a bitch. The only cure is your friends having an intervention with you and them comparing you to the popular kids. If you are one of those popular kids, there is no cure.

Erin is infected with the Bitchbonic Plague.

by Ilikepointsettias April 25, 2016

Bitchendo

To gradually get bitchier.

Wow, she's really on a bitchendo right now.

by Cross Ale December 6, 2009

bitchfood

a weak or inexperienced young man,a pushover,a sucker for a pretty face a "nice guy"

Troy has been buying that skank drinks all night and you know he's never gonna hit that shit.That poor kid is bitchfood.

by djsugabur June 17, 2006

bitchload

a whole frickin lot of stuff, not commonly used; usually between shitload and fuckton

1) OMFG thats a bitchload of stuff to do
2) I've got such a bitchload of homework to do

by AntiC_666 November 14, 2004

bitchmonkey

Many species of monkeys are known for their shit flinging capabilities. Bitches can be anyone of offensive nature. Therefore the bitchmonkey is someone who throws their shit at you just to make you miserable. In the instance of the bitchmonkey the shit is metaphorical for problems, psychological issues, or in rare occasions, actual shit.

"That bitchmonkey ruined my birthday party by having a meltdown at the Chuck-E-Cheese in front of everyone."

by I have an answer for everything January 6, 2005

Bitchlord

The term comes from the word "Landlord", and it refers to a person, who is the lord/boss/owner of one or several bitches. - A bitch here is not the formal term of the female dog, but a bitch person.
Other, less significant synonyms: Bitch owner, Bitch boss, and the Spanish version - Amo Puta - is also widely spread.

-Hey dude, are you coming out tonight?
-No, I have to go pleasure my Bitchlord.
-You're such a bitch!

Do you remember Anita from the party last week? I made her my bitch. Now I'm officially a Bitchlord.

by lovemybitchlords September 13, 2016

bitchmood

When someone, typically a woman, is in a mood where everything either bug her, irritate her, get on her nerves, or all of the above. They will then, eventually over time, lash out to those who listen and the wraith of their bitchiness will turn to you. You are then, inadvertently, the target of their bitchiness.

I didn't do anything, I'm just listening and agreeing with you. Why are you attacking me? You must be in a bitchmood.

by Ididntdoit June 17, 2007