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Bitchasitis

(pronounced bitch-us-itis)

A disease to which any human of the female gender may fall victim; an inflamed bitch in the vernacular.

Symptoms are akin to those displayed by the common bitch, only aggravated. Causes vary and can be unfathomable.

The victim of bitchasitis will inevitably cause atrocious pain to those in her surroundings and should thus be promptly removed as the ailment can usually not be alleviated - though some may delude themselves in thinking it can.
This procedure is known as bitchatectomy. It is fairly simple once one has made up their mind to proceed with it. Verbal action should suffice and the use of implements, surgical or others, is not advised.

There exist both acute and chronic forms of bitchasitis.
One should be particularly wary of bitchasitis present in a dormant state, as dealing with a hitherto seemingly healthy specimen whose ailment suddenly breaks out of its dormant state can be a harrowing task.
Mark: -Debbie just hang up on me again after ranting nonstop for fifteen minutes about how I should have called earlier.

John: -Hmm, I'm afraid the signs point to a clear case of bitchasitis.

Mark: -If that's the case I'd better face it, at least I know what to do.

John: - Yup, looks like a bitchatectomy is your only salvation.
by Uncle Karb September 14, 2010
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bitchfield

Bitchfield is a small village in Lincolnshire, England, consisting of two groups of buildings connected by Dark Lane, known as Bitchfield and Lower Bitchfield, collectively called Bitchfield. It lies on the B1176, running east and parallel to the A1 road, and south east of Grantham.
Bitchfield a Real place
by Levlife October 6, 2008
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bitchmistress

A bitchmistress is an obstreperous and obnoxcious cunt of a woman who has a willing yet sniveling husband, trick, or boyfriend in tow. She makes him do everything for her and complaines the whole time, spending his cash and bitching. Meanwhile he eagerly grovels at her feet.
If that idiot and his bitchmistress ever come back, I'll eat glass before I'll wait on their table.
by Jim Inman August 20, 2006
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witchfist

Jerking a guy off with ice cold hands.
Witchfist is the best way to never have to perform a second hand job.
by Camp Dirty October 2, 2020
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Bitchfield

A real place in England probably where my ex-girl was born.
I went to Bitchfield last year and it smelt like shit pussy
by FUCKUDEDITORSBIGTIME March 21, 2021
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bitchfest

A group of people doing a lot of collective complaining, ie, bitching. It has nothing to do with a female dog or a negative, annoying person bitch.
We were doing our history homework, and then we all started talking about how much we hate our teacher.... it turned into a real bitchfest.
by bandcampgirl183 September 27, 2005
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Bitch Fist

An insult along the same lines of asshole, dickhead, fuckhead, etc.
Yo bitch fist. Just call me Darth Balls... Bong!
by Agent Buckwald July 30, 2004
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