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bitchdick

Someone who is both a dick and a bitch at the same time.
Dave is always a bitchdick one Fridays when he leaves before I get a chance to tell him he is working tomorrow.
by the-moyni May 24, 2009
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bitchfucker

A person who has or is having sexual intercourse with a bitch. A bitch being a female dog, or incredibly grumpy woman.
Mum: Would you like to go to the beach today?
Bitchfucker: Will there be bitches there?
Mum: But of course.
Bitchfucker: Let's get moving.
by Spencer December 19, 2004
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bitchfuck

To bitchfuck a woman is to fuck her hard, and with no romance, warmth, or tenderness. Fucked in a way that conveys disrespect.
No it wasn't make-up sex. More like a bitchfuck.
by Jim Inman September 3, 2006
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bitchecker

A guy who thinks he's a hacker just because he claims to have a program which can delete other people's hard drive if you know their IP, but doesn't know basic computer knowledge (how to say DSL; what's his own IP; difference between a kick and a ping timeout...) and ends up just making a fool of himself.
Based on someone who went to the channel #stopHipHop, threatened to use his program on someone else, but ended up using the program on himself and deleting his hard-drive. Currently missing. The log of the event can be easily found on the Internet.
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-a97f9137.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-61a2169c.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> why do you kick me
<bitchchecker> can't you discus normally
(...)
<bitchchecker> i even have dst
(...)
<bitchchecker> shut up i hack you
<bitchchecker> tell me your network number man then you're dead
<bitchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
<bitchchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
<bitchchecker> say goodbye
(...)
<bitchchecker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too
<bitchchecker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
<bitchchecker> i'm already at c: 30 percent
* bitchchecker (~java@euirc-9ff3c180.dip.t-dialin.net) Quit (Ping timeout#)
by Captain Sham May 17, 2005
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Bitchfuck

An act which serves to put someone in an extremely undesirable position or the state of being placed in said undesirable position.
It was raining and I got a flat tire. My cell phone was dead and when I popped the trunk I discovered that the spare was flat too. I was totally "bitchfucked".
by FatandFast December 11, 2011
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Bitchsuck

Usually when one hurts ones self or fails at something. Pretty much when something just sucks like a bitch...
*walking through hallway casually minding ones buisness*
*stubs toe*
'AH!! BITCHSUCK!'






'so man i was doing a test today and i totally flunked'
'ohh...what a bitchsuck :/'
by Lealah April 7, 2009
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bitchdick

a. an extremely small penis

b. an enlarged clitoris that resembles a penis
That girl locks the door when she changes so that noone will find out that she has a bitchdick.
by Brittany October 4, 2004
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