Paradigm Shifting Epiphany of Botanical Knowledge

To smoke weed

I just had a paradigm shifting epiphany of botanical knowledge and now I have the munchies.

by Botanist420 July 31, 2010

Botanical Pressure

determines whether it is the right time to have a bonfire

The botanical pressure is just right. Shit let's get that fire goin'

by Hawkeye93 May 22, 2011

botanical Jesus

(or the green Savior)
Cannabis.
-Produce 4 times more cellulose (to make paper) than wood on the same surface every season (a tree takes years to be usable).
-Its fiber is better than cotton AND ecological. Used to make anything that use fibers (clothes, accessories, rope, etc).
-Cultivation-wise it has the qualities of a "bad" weed : hardy, prolific, low maintenance (ecological and economic).
-Produce a healthy cooking oil. The oil can also be used for fuel.
-Quality, tasty food, drinks and protein can be made from it.
-Marijuana has a wide range of medical uses (painkiller, anti-glaucoma, appetite stimulant for cancer and AIDS patients, etc). With no nasty side effect.
-Cool looking leaf. Decorative and symbolic.
-Last but not least. The safest recreational drug. Would prolly be voted The best recreational drug in a worldwide poll.

Personally I use it only to get high (you prolly do too) but the other uses make a lot of people and the environment happy too.

Let botanical Jesus into your lungs !

by Qu4rtzRox July 21, 2005

Botanical

the act of being "white girl wasted", or an absurd situation or conversation

"My relationship is totally sooo botanical", "This entire situation is botanical!!"

by Kismetkiller26 August 31, 2011

botanicide

Ritualistic killing of plants.

Eating seeds is botanicide. Millions of future plants will never sprout because of what you did!

by SinApodo August 5, 2012

botanical

high, blazed, lifted, lit.

Dude that MJ got me so botanical.

by d supreme May 9, 2006

botanicles

class for studying flowers (or so)

P. "I study Botanicles"
G. "Damnnn you into that flower shit"

by qwerty1237 December 22, 2022