bisquick

when a male masterbates he fly catches his semen. He then smells his own semen

yo dude have you ever smelled your own jizz?

nah dude, why would i smell my own jizz

cause mine smells like i'm gettin ready for breakfast... bisquick!

by roundeye44 April 16, 2011

bisquick

Meaning "piss quick." Usually said when drunk because you start slurring your words and "piss quick" just runs together, which comes out as "bisquick."

Dusty: Yo, I'll be right there, gotta bisquick.
Van: Alright man, I'll be at the Depot.

by Jefbag March 26, 2010

bisquick

A gay or bisexual man who is versatile when it comes to anal sex. One who tops and bottoms, pitches and catches, etc.

He says he doesnt bend over but he'll flip faster than a pancake at IHOP on Mothers Day. He's total bisquick.

by GhengisGhandi March 24, 2008

Bisquicks

Abnormally sized nipples that resemble pancakes.

D-mo: check that that braud out, shes sportin some bisquicks!

B: Bisquicks?

D-mo: yeah bisquicks, you know those breakfast boobies, those pancake nipples!

B: Thats disgusting

by Ur A Weiner March 29, 2010

Fecal bisquick

The type of shit you have that is anything but solid. It pours out of your butt like Bisquick pancake batter except no ones making breakfast. Consistency and smell may vary depending on food and beverage consumed prior to dropping a batter of fecal bisquick.

Fecal bisquick: When you have to drop a slop, aka a sloppy poop, dump, shit.
Typically occurs after a night of drinking alcohol or immediately after eating Taco Bell.
Also known as spackling the toilet bowl.

by loschris44 January 3, 2014

Soggy Bisquick

When a bunch of your friends stand around a bowl of pre mixed bisquick and jerk off around it, the last one to jizz has to then mix up the new batter and make semen pancakes in which they have to eat. good times.

Jeff:Dude, this bro sleepover is boring.
Rebish:Well since theres 8 of us and were all hungry we should just play soggy bisquick

by Jeffykay September 5, 2010

bisquick tits

Small biscuit shaped breast virtually devoid of nipples that remind you of the shitty biscuits your mom used to make

Yo she dropped her bra and out popped two little bisquick tits

by badnate87 June 13, 2014