Bismark

Hollywood Tour Bus that sinks the original bowel movement.

Double Decker
Hollywood Tour Bus

It was no surprise that Steve's Hollywood Tour Bus sank Shannons duece. It was a complete Bismark.

by Frank the Tank 5 August 06, 2011

Bismark

The act of cumming on a girl's face after a blowjob, then punching her and smearing the blood and semen together.

That bitch was using her teeth, so I pulled out and gave her a Bismark.

by absolute-last December 18, 2002

bismark

A battleship, or that German dude with a pointy hat.

Uh oh run from the Bismark!

by dehidral767 July 19, 2005

bismark

after having sex with a girl, you come in her eye, then punch her in that eye, and then hit the eye with your dick

by Anonymous March 16, 2003

bismark

A biographical/geographical name that apparently very few people here can spell right. "Bismarck" is also a name of the German battleship that was sunk, what a pity.

Is an example of "bismark" really necessary? Go browse through an encyclopedia.

by Ottoman Turk October 03, 2005

danish bismark

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob and he pulls out and cums on the upper lip and then punches her in the nose breaking it causing it to bleed into the cum, the guy then takes his penis and mixes it up.

Brandon: Did you hear Alex gave Super Hoe a Danish Bismark!?!
Shane: What really no way!!?!
Alex: Ya it was great Super Hoe loves receiving a Danish Bismark!

by Wardgy January 05, 2017

Bombing the Bismark

To drop dirty bombs on a imaginary ship in the toilet bowl.
To defecate.

"This Crohn's is murder, I've had to bomb the Bismark 3 times this morning."
or
Tim: "Where are you going Tom?"
Tom: "Bombing the Bismark, that bran has gone right through me!"

by V3gas4ce September 02, 2009