An eastern Washington variation on the common breakfast tradition of biscotti and cappuccino, the Spokane biscotti features a cup of hot gas station coffee stirred with a hot dog, typically procured from the same gas station. This regional delicacy most commonly includes a hot dog with a bun, though a slightly stale bun is desired for a bit of crunch. Purists will forgo the bun entirely and just dip the bare weiner.
Some would say that a Spokane biscotti is invalid if it does not come in a styrofoam cup.
Some would say that a Spokane biscotti is invalid if it does not come in a styrofoam cup.
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"Did you see that dirty biscotti who was naked, puking off the roof of his van in the lot after the bisco show? Apparently he got tazed by the 5-0!"
"Yeah, that ass clown sold me some bunk molly, i couldnt even get my groove on to the heady UNTZ"
"Yeah, that ass clown sold me some bunk molly, i couldnt even get my groove on to the heady UNTZ"
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Now runs on all fours and chews tires.
His real name is Scotty Kilmer
Now runs on all fours and chews tires.
His real name is Scotty Kilmer
Person 1: Oh no it's night!
Person 2: So?
Person 1: That's when Biscotty is roaming the streets!
Biscotty Kilmer: *off in the distance* Rev your biscuits!
Person 2: So?
Person 1: That's when Biscotty is roaming the streets!
Biscotty Kilmer: *off in the distance* Rev your biscuits!
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